Life is a SHIT !

Lalala

2008-02-08T21:24:00.000+08:00

Lalala, lame ppl finally left my blog =D
Aiya, so lazy argue with you,
just my FONT SIZE enough to win you XD
You tag there words so small,
ppl cai lan de li ni !

Aiya, CNY very no fun one,
i very tired siahx (although i slept the whole afternoon XD)
and i now having neckache, backache, legache,
everything also ache la!

ON CNY very no fun,
so ***ked up!
Go my cousin house always must see the xialan person,
everytime go his house he will VERY RUDELY switch to his stupid basketball shows channel WHEN ALL THE VISITORS WERE CLEARLY more interested in Channel 8?
Wa,
look at those black tall people play NBA very fun mehs?
Stupid shortie turtle shit!
(and i've attempt to hid the remote control to a place i thought he won't noticed, but he found it and STOLE MY TV again! @#$%)
So rude horhx?
Then recently he joined some stupid breakdance or something?
and he is like boasting his instructor is BBOY wat wat wat and went into some International Competition or something, and was on the TV

THEN HE KEEP SHOWING ALL THE VIDEOS
like hell shit ass if im interested.
and he short nevermind, so disgusted by him,
he also, SHORT LEG!
(Short is different from SHORT leg can? Short doesnt means your leg is short but short leg means your leg is short)
DISGUSTING
everytime look for my bigbrother and want to play basketball with him. -___-
Hmph, bu zi liang li,
he ji ran want to play BASKETBALL with someone with height 188cm when he is like.. 168 cm.. or less?

PUKE at him!
SUCKER!!
Sux sux sux!

I sound very mean but he truly sux >: P
He get those angpao like never THANKYOU or anything de lor,
wabiang,
rich like big shit mehs?
Then he so rude he went up to his room and look at those angpao money and rudely commented on those people. =___=
So angry him,
If im him, I head down to pizzahut, buy Chicken Royale pasta and eat, and after that go jump down from cliff.
(Feel like eating while blogging, hehe)

Hehe, i hope his instructor teach him breakdance until breakneck,
hehehehe. > X )
VISIT this -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPJVcwvgILY to have a better understanding of breakdance~
Eh, actually breakdance so scary,
they spin their head likethis, no giddy mehs?
I only like the "floor move"
SO COOL,
can exercise and mop the floor at the same time,

OH
forgot to mention one VERY SCARY thing I met yesterday,
My family and I was walking along the road then when my father point at the ROAD and exclaims:" OIE!!!!!"
Walau, i look down and i saw MANY,
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WORMS!!!!!!!

And also with ANTS!!!!!!!!!!

SUPERSCARY horhx?
The worms are like dull-yellowish in colour, about 1.5cm each,
AND THEY ARE ALOT OF THEM!
SO DISGUSTING,
I was so shock i almost cry then cannot speak for very long,
and my brother keep laughing at me,
I KENA DISGUSTED CAN!

and my brother told me that they're probably worms that feast on CORPSE,
probably some mice was dead on the road so the worms were eating them
and there is some "hole" on the roadside the worms nest in can!
I think the corpse inside the hole,
SO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY ARE ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT of them can!
Lucky i brilliant, siam at very fast speed,
if i maintain that speed for my Napfa, sure can pass, =P
So disgusting,
and the worms are like wobbling, wobbling, wobbling,
fat worms wobbling, wobbling, wobbling,
DISGUSTING!!!!!

No picture for you to see la, you just follow my description and look for those worms,
so erxin, will faint if i see them another time,
EVEN IF I FAINT, ALSO CANNOT FAINT AT THAT SPOT!

New year also very sian,
go the cousin house nevermind,
but their sofa always make me sit until backache,
THEIR SOFA HORHX,
once my brother sit on a side, the whole sofa will LOPSIDE,
because it is too, soft?
Stupid, no wonder lasttime i saw one article that says Soft bed can give backache,
SO NEVER NEVER BUY SOFT BED!!!!!
Unless you have no backbone!!!!!

Oh, and the dinner,(which was in my cousin house) is very stupid,
One of my relative, is so disgusting,
keep digging for ABALONE with her chopstick and spoon,
and she is so fat, DOUBLECHIN! Curly hair somemore!!!!!
Abalone so what?
Just is expensive what,
Abalone also not nice to eat what,
so difficult to eat also,
i use folks (duno how to spell hehe) also cannot toot that abalone up,
so difficult to eat, must use chopstick somemore,
chew also cannot break, SO DUMB LA ABALONE!

Why they must eat abalone when abalone so untasty?
They cannot eat something else mehs?
Like roti prata?
THEY CANNOT leave those abalone alone ah?
EATEATEAT!
Choke you all to death,
Let those abalone live in peace then can breed more abalones mahx!
Then will have more abalone resources,
then abalone will be cheaper!!!

My father used abalones to cook maggi mee this afternoon -_______-''
He is like so, anyohhow one!

END of blog post ! =D nothing to say liaos

2008-01-30T21:53:00.000+08:00

Eh Mr Mop (Passerboy),
I dunno why i want call you mop, but since you are nameless, i'll just call you Mop for the time being,
why you so lame ar? Go my blog and analyse my gender issit?
Which is the fucking part of your eye that tells you im a girl?
(In case you're someone which 2 digits IQ, I'll just tell you just in case, MY BLOG CLEARLY did not state my gender ^o^)
Look at people blog, see people name, analyse gender, who more stupiak?
So Boliao somemore,
If you've that much of free time to spare,
why dun you just grab some fucking part of yourself (MOP WAT!) and clean the floor XD!!!!!

NO lar I cry stupid reason one,
i told Limin and Yaling the reason they go laugh so loudly, DUN WAN TELL YOU ALL X-D

NENENENIPOOPOO

2008-01-27T21:26:00.000+08:00

NENI NE NI POO POO !
PURPOSELY DUN WAN REPLY YOU!
Make you angry!
ORBI QUACK! ORBI QUACK!
WO BU LI NI !
NE NI NE NI POOP POOP!
Guan ni qu si !
Angry si ni !
^o^

P.S: This post is dedicated to Unaive Woman who tagg-ed me earlier, who is probably an (WRINKLY) old hag scolding mi stupiak kid?!??!! >: O!

HoHo!
You've Guess-ed it correctly,
I AM A STUPIAK KID!!
INFACT IS A VERY STUPIAK KID!!
Mind you own business lah old hag ! =D

FCK YOU MORONS

2008-01-12T17:55:00.000+08:00

FIRST ANGRY THING!
Early in the Afternoon, I was cooking this Instant Canbell soup when I heard LOUD Noises coming from my downstairs.
I was so piss-ed because this noise is EXTRAORDINARY-LY loud and disturbing, (Mind you i live on the 12th storey)
So I went to the corridor to look AND SAW 18 FREAKING MOTOR BIKES MAKING NOISES (DELIBERATE-ly!)
(i got count lar)
and it turns out to be they are escorting the WEDDING CAR for a MALAY WEDDING.
SO PISS-ed
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA THEY ARE HOW NOISY ANOT?
I was about to shout some vulgarities down but a AUNTIE DIRECTLY below me suddenly SCREAM-ed:" CHA SI LANG lar! Simi tai ji !? "
(NOISY TO DEATH lar! What happen?!)

Wah, then I glanced around my neighbourhood nearly all people was watching from their corridors.
Bueytahan, THEY DIN even stopped their noises after 5 minutes,
Super piss-ed, so i shouted:" KNN lar! DIAM DIAM lar!" down at them
I was about to turn and return to my home when I saw my neighbours looking at me -___-''

18 MOTOR BIKES leh!
I can't believe such idiotic morons exist in SINGAPORE!
Singapore people are supposed to be, QUIET, SHY, Non-attention seekers.
NOT FUCKING MORONS WHO HORN THEIR BIKES, DANCE WITH THEIR BIKES IN FULL CIRCLE, FOLLOW-ed by a 18-motors LINEAR GATHER, and after that MAKE SOME NOISES AGAIN!!!!

FUCK MORON!
SO INCONSIDERATE ALSO,
18 BIKES CAN?!
Do you know how destructing these is to our SINGAPORE TRAFFIC?
Imagine the bride live in Johor and they went to escort her all the way from Johor TO SINGAPORE!!!!
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBYE!
YOUR MOTHER NO GIB YOU BRAIN ISSIT?
CANNOT THINK PROPERLY AH?
HORN HORN HORN,
CHA SI LANG LAR NNB FUCK YOU MOTHER!

AND IT IS SO NOISY NOISY NOISY CAN!!!!
UNTIL WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD WAS LIKE LOOKING FROM THEIR NEIGHBOURHOOD,
THIS IS WHAT POTENTIAL TROUBLES YOU MIGHT HAVE DONE:
1) PEOPLE SLEEPING, YOU DISTURBED
2) PEOPLE WEAK HEART, THEY DIE
3) PEOPLE COOKING, DISTRACT THEM, KITCHEN ON FIRE
4) PEOPLE STUDYING/WORKING, YOU DISTURBED
5) YOU LEFT MARKS ON OUR NICE-NICE SINGAPORE ROAD, YOU CHEEBYE!
6) POTENTIAL CAR ACCIDENTS, PEOPLE DIE
7) TRAFFIC PROBLEM, affect MANY MOTORISTS
8) NOISE POLLUTION, affect health

I understand that Some people want their wedding to be Lively.
BUT being NOISY and LIVELY are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS leh!
SO NOISY CAN?
If they want their weddding to be very glory and honourable (or wadeva)
USE (QUIET) BMW to escort la,
NEED TO USE 18 MOTOR BIKES and create Commotion down HDB blocks mehs?
If you use 18 BMW, your wedding sure enter news.
YOU USE 18 MOTOR BIKES TO CREATE NOISES I CANNOT GUARANTEE YOU WON't GO JAIL LEH!

Im not being racist here just because it is a Malay Wedding,
BUT HAVE YOU ALL NOTICED that MOST CRAZIEST THINGS in Singapore are usually done by Malays?
Have you all ever seen Chinese people making alot of noises and held their wedding Under HDB blocks anot?
NO RIGHT?
I admit Chinese, did Death Ceremony under their HDB too,
BUT THEY DONT MAKE ALOT OF NOISES,
Malay Weddings, ON THE OTHER HAND, are MAKING ALOT OF NOISES under HDB blocks!!!!!
and right now while Im typing this,
I CAN HEAR MALAY MUSICS DRUMMING INTO MY EAR FROM MY 12th STOREY FLAT.
AND their wedding ar, they also like to give MALAY SPEECHES one!
and they use VERY LOUD SPEAKER that I CAN HEAR THOSE SPEECHES RIGHT FROM MY 12TH STOREY FLAT

SO NOISY BUEY-TAHAN CANNOT EVEN SLEEP PROPERLY.

P.S: Im not mad at Malays, Im mad at certain things that Malays've done.

2ND ANGRY thing!
My brother told me to visit a blog which teach cooking,
HE HINTING MY COOKING NOT UP TO STANDARD YET MEHS? AH?
I dun need this kind of shit can?
I am the living receipe,
I dun nid receipes,

3rd ANGRY thing!
The sprain I got few days ago left a PURPLISH-blueish-BLACKING BIG MARKING on the side of my feet!
SO UGLY can!
at first i thought some dreadful paintings stained my feet BUT NOT LEH YOU KNOW!
and now I fully understand that SOME people are CHEATING and LYING to me about his/her sprain leg to gain sympathy and attention from people!
BECAUSE,
a) His/her sprain leg did not leave any marking (unlike mine) yet walk 10X times slower than me.(that means His/Her sprain not as worst as mine yet walk 10X slower than me)
b) He/Her was able to cross his/her leg with ease in the school hall while I was unable to. (No matter which at which angle you sprain you leg, it is VERYVERYVERY VERYVERYVERY difficult to cross leg one)

Suspicious right?
If someone could take MORE than HALFANHOUR to climb down from a 4th storey Staircase,
Assuming He/Her took 30 minutes,
30minutes x 4 staircases = 450 SECONDS FOR EACH STOREY, (equivalent to 7.5minutes each)
Wah,
and while he/she was climbing the staircase, my schoolmates was SHOCK-ed that after they have been dismissed right at the same time as he/her, ATE FINISH THEIR lunch, CLIMB UP THE STAIRCASE AGAIN, AND STILL SEE US CLIMBING DOWNWARDS.

YET, such serious injury did not left any MARKS WHILE MINE DID?
I feel so cheated, WON't believe He/her again.

Qi si wo, VERYVERYVERY angry
P.S: (Gender and Identity of that someone is protected in this post)

FUCK BYEBYE

2008-01-08T18:10:00.000+08:00

FUCK BYEBYE today i glide down from a long staircase and SPRAIN-ed my ankle!

Now my beautiful feet (left one) become pork chop.

#@!$! ni na bei,

Thats why i say lar, what for having STAIRCASE?

Build escalator lar,

chaocheeebye!!!!

Very angry, today witnessed a girl got caught for a DARKBLUE spectacles.

Puacheebye, DARK COLOUR can? ALSO get caught, what you want us to wear? Ancient Eyewears ish it?

Ninabei, you want us to wear that har?

Puacheebye, so angry, and what-the-fuck is wrong with Mr Siva ar?

I cannot tahan when everytime i heard him saying :" You ladies shouldn't have cockroach feelers, You want to be ladies or cockroach?"

GOT feelers that means is cockroach mehs?

Ants, butterfly, and television (oldold one) also got feelers right?

You so black like cockroach i gort call you cockroach mehs? PUACHEEBYE you fucking black cockroach moron!

Like never study science like that, any-oh-how associate things, cheebye nexttime you say we cockroach again, I will call you shit.

I still have many angry things,

That Mrs Lim Yap, puacheebye she any-0h-how MALIGN ME and said that I DOING MY GEOGRAPHY DURING MATHS LESSONS on FRIDAY!

Oie! You think you old you can any-oh-how shit and talk fuck nonsense is it? Why You always like that any-oh-how pick on people one? YOU NI-NA-BEI !!!

YOU DIE YOU DIE!

I curse until YOU DIE!

This fuck-school has so many things I HATE! GARH

First the staircase, now s0me fuck Maths Teacher who thinks im kissing geography during Additional mathematics lessons, AND SOME SHIT CALLING THE COCKROACH BLACK!!

that Mr Shit (Mr siva) think he not cockroach is it?

Unless he can tell me that he is a different colour shit (like blue shit, red shit), HE BETTER NOT INSULTS COCKROACHS I TELL YOU! NI NA BEI

ANGRY! Beautiful feets turning to pork chop :' (

FUCK ICA~

2008-01-04T13:28:00.001+08:00

Oh nabei fuck cheebye! HAPPY SIAH!! :DD
I have just been told that MY NRIC won't be BURNT afterall~!

This ishh what happened.
I make my NRIC in September leh, but my NRIC is still NOT READY until NOW!!!!
Then jasmine SCARED me and told me that my NRIC will be burnt down and I will be fined $100 AND I WILL HAVE TO GO BACK TO LAVENDAR TO RE-make MY FUCKING NRIC!!!!!!! >: O

I was so damn afraid, but luckily i met Mr George outside the General Office and he talk to me for nothing (scared me, must be becuz i late too many times so he remember my face)
and i complained about the office staff and told him what happen.
Mr Angel George (OHMYGOD HE IS MY ANGEL LARX :D) told me to call the (fucking) ICA and ask about my NRIC.

WHOA! He is so BRILLIANT can!
Let me live for another 15 years but i bet i will never came up with any idea as good as that.
So then immediately when i got home i went to call the fucking ICA.
THIS IS WHAT REALLY ANNOYs me.
I call this number, apparently reflected on the ICA's website, and spent 1 hour listening to some non-living thing (pre-recorded operator voice is living thing mehs?) and press several numbers.. (Press 1 for english information~ Press 3 for Singapore citizenship~ Press 1 for speak to ICA officers~...)
Whoa nabei i press alot can?
I press until dunno how many number, then the fuck-cheebye-recorded voice keep ask me to hold on and tell me that the officers are not available currently.
SO I HOLD ON, and HOLD ON, and HOLD ON, and HOLD on,
for about 40 fucking minutes.

After i get thru, (which i fucking happy la) The cheebye ask me about what happen, I spent 2 minutes explaining the cheebye tell me to call another number.

I TELL YOU@@@@@
I call that shit number and spent another 10 minutes to get through, and another 2 minutes to explain what happen
and the cheebye NO. 2 ask me to call another number!!!!!!
SO ANGRY!!!!
I was cursing and SWEARING and slapping my computer monitor!

Then I spent another 10 minutes to call that number (apparently u very busy horhx?)
BUT HARH!
When i get thru i sibeh happy,
That cheebye is surprisingly Well-mannered!
He so kind can!
Whoa, he was like :HI girl! You 15 year old ah? What happen girl? Oh! Can i get your NRIC number? I will check for you~

Yay! Makes me feel young again =3
Happy la, this is what those operators should SPEAKS like!
Unlike those Machine operated voice and sum stupid cheebye who refuses to take my call and ask me to call another number
(and they're so nasty. @!#$@)

I tell you. THEY SO RUDE CAN? CHAOCHEEBYE
I was like using my perfect english and tell them GOOD afternoon im here to ask about my NRIC.
WHOA
The two cheebye you know they just :"Ar har?" ME!!!!
KENINABUCHAOCHEEBYE!
AT LEAST TELL ME GOOD AFTERNOON BACK LAR, U VERY NO MANNERS LEH!

Whatever, so the guy who keep calling me the 15 year old girl makes me very happy, I asked him whether my NRIC will be burn he says NO and ask me to ask the school about 2 weeks later, and ask whether my school club is good.

Club? What club? So unusual way to call General office staff members as school CLUB?

THIS IS WHAT I SAY> "NO lah! No good one, the idiot so fierce"
Which i totally agrees. (ofcos la, i say one mahs =3)
Eh, i tell u
WRSS school office staff REALLY SARKS
They should automatically rise from their chairs, and greet any people who crossed the doorstep and says "Good morning ~ What may i do for you?"

But that fucking cheebye huh, she threaten me to stand there whole day if im not going to speak to her,
WHAT?
u tink i wan to speak to u mehs? u fucking bangala,
Im looking for MISS SERENE TOH!
You no good one, GO AWAY!
and ar, she is very INEFFICIENT (the bangala indian tcher)
RUDE AND USELESS!
No help at all!
SO RUDE! Cheebye, lasttime people injure, she oso no care leh! Why she liketat one ah? people like her can seat next to the door mehs? So unfriendly,

Enough of the bangala-ish!
Im so fuckin happy =D lala, my NRIC won't be burn.
Oie!
Burn NRIC very suay one you know?
Got my photograph on top,
Burn liao will badluck for 3 years.
Burn my face..? How dare you!
BURN MY NRIC AND I WILL BURN YOUR FUCKING ICA BUILDING! MUAWAHAHHA :D

Still got one thing to say (one long post hehe)
Recently I broke my LATEST sleeping record!
i sleep at 6++ am because of a fucking moronic ugly brown cockroach.
The cockroach very scary siahs, FLEW all the way to my bedroom window (bytheway i live on the 12th storey)
WAKAO! Cockroach very scary can?
They can fly and they are very big also
Somemore they got a very scary colour!
(AND THEY CRAWL VERY FAST ALSO)

So then I dun dare to sleep luhs.
So scary, last time my friend sleeping then kena cockroach on the face can?
DISGUSTING!
Like shit on the face liketat.
PUI !
Then i ask my father to catch the cockroach for me;
and the cockroach-hunter very lousy can! 1st catch he miss-ed the cockroach and the cockroach drop out from the window.
THEN HE VEERY tired and went back to sleep.
THEN WHEN HE SLEEP,
i saw the cockroach TRYING TO FLY TO MY WINDOW
(AND I LIVE ON THE 12th STOREY!)
!#%^

so after some exciting (exciting my ass) cockroach fight, the cockroach loses and i get to sleep. (at 6+ am T.T)
End of story :D

P.S: BY THE WAY my blog is back! :D It is so tiring when i keep changing my blog address (secretly) when Shera keeps threaten to find my blog back

Fell for mop attack!

2007-12-08T23:23:00.000+08:00

Sibeh Angry!

Recently i had a fall after i slip and fall after my father's mop attack!

I can't believe that my stupid father who dunno how to mop floor properly mop-ped the floor until so wet and make me fall down!!

The most unbelievable (which was the most unforgivable sin) thing was that i was supposed to be able to escape that mop attack with my qing-gong but I didn't and fell for that mop attack!!

Then my family was insulting me about how stupid i am to fall down at my own house.

-______-

FALLING DOWN must look for destination one issit?

if falling down can be predicted and avoided no one will fall down and get hurt liao lo!

Then there will be at least 10% lesser car accidents happening around the world liao!

BRAINLESS fools!

I am so angry that in a fit of anger I just grab whatever i could from my sight and toss it as far as i could. (which was a book)

(and mind you it hurts me so much to grab a book and throw it just few metres away from me with my nearly dislocated fingers)

HAHA!

revenge-d!

It will at least take 7 seconds for my father to put that book back to its original position.

ORBI!!!

BUT STILL VERY ANGRY LA TO FELL FROM A MOPPER's ATTACK!

My butt still hurts leh, from the mop attack!!

Yesterday Limin and Yaling went to Sembawang This Fashion to look for clothes!

Pathic-ally, This Fashion is like slowly devolving and transforming into a Fabric-Palace for Mrs Ngoh soon,

all the clothes are like Tailor-made suitable-ly for Mrs Ngoh with all the XL sizes and off-shoulders clothes.

(AND U CALL THIS CLOTHES AH? I'll WILL USE THAT AS TOWEL TO DRY FLOOR)

But as a very gei-kiang Liyu, (and very idiotic oso)

I die die oso must buy something so i just ani-oh-how buy clothes.

TOP TIPS FOR BUYING CLOTHES*!!!

Tip 1) DO NOT buy blue!

WHY: Because Blue simply is ugly, and sux, and evil, and smelly, and very eye-sore-ing.

On top of that, if I happen to see anyone wearing blue in a MRT station i will just grab the person by the arm and toss her or him into the track (and may god bless you, amen)

If the person not in MRT station then more suay,

I will just send them off for a free trip to the moon (WARNING: WITHOUT OXYGEN TANK)

ESPECIALLY THIS SHADE OF BLUE! Blue represents EVIL-ness, UGLY-ness, SMELLY-ness!!

Tip 2) DO not buy clothes that is not your size! (and gei-kiang still want buy)

WHY: Because it is simply almost impossible to drop or gain size to fit your clothes, your clothes is suppose to fit u, not the other way round.

-And its a waste of resources and money

Tip 3) DO not buy clothes that is elastic.

WHY: Because it is simply ugly to look at especially if its tight around your body. it makes you uncomfortable and when you sweat your pores cannot breathe then you will be veri bery smelly, and your family will sever ties with you. (Last point written is not applicable unless Liyu is one of your family member)

Tip 4) DO not buy clothes you think it is pretty but you know you will never wear it or be caught dead in.

WHY: Waste of money and resources, can look cannot wear, can see cannot touch, (can touch, you buy liao you can touch) and clothes are suppose to look only good when you wear liao, not ON HANGERS!!!

Tip 5) DO not buy off shoulders

WHY: Very simple reason- Unless you aspire to be Mrs Ngoh, and is agreeable to grow ahead of life (& to age faster) , then go ahead and BUY

Tip 6) DO not buy BLACK clothings and is smooth to the touch

WHY: because lasttime i bought one and the colour smudge and my white clothes became grey

Tip 7) DO not buy V-neck!

WHY: UGLY!!

Tip 8) DO not buy clothes you think you look ugly in

WHY: UGLY STILL WAN BUY? SIAO mehs?

Tip 9) DO not buy low-qualities!

WHY: You pay money for clothes not to pay money to sew some stupid button back to the clothes , WASTE of time and money and resources, and also oxygen because frustration causes you to breathe deeper.

-End-

I am still very angry with my brother because he is one of the most irritating person i've ever seen because he kept reminding me of my unfortunate tragedy (The mop attack!)

Falling is bad enough still kena shuan,

and now he is loading some stupid Romantic Princess show on VeohTv and is lagging me,

I will kill him if this post fails to be posted on my blog (due to the lagness!)

Very angry!

How come all people like Wuzun? (Romantic Princess!)

He very shuai mehs?

HMPH! Very shuai mehs? Just average what.

Angry! On the verge of deleting all the Romantic Princess from my brother's VeohTv!

Bloody cough

2007-12-04T09:31:00.000+08:00

Today got one very farnie incident happen to me,

i was habing a terrible cough until something spit out from my mouth and i caught it with tissue.

i look at it,

I thought i coughing blood like what those lao cok-coks do in movie before they die

then i realise it was just daisy chocolate milk from my breakfast

-____________________-

PEOPLE SICK MAHX

2007-11-20T21:25:00.000+08:00

PEOPLE SICK MAHX!
You know how many doctors i visit during the holiday ANOT!!!!
3 LEH!!!!
You all got empathy anot one?
People sick still ask people to relink arh?!?
(BUT I AM RECOVERING MY JADE-BODY LIAOS! ^____^)

Ok la i shall list down the list of people i have not relink yet, (but im rilli-rilli going to relink liao!!)(IM NOT LYING)
(Delay is expected)
((AND Cos i am veri busy))
(((AND I am very not free)))
((((AND I am partially sick))))
if i missed ur name out must tell me horhx...

1) Jingyi (going to...!!)
2) Jasmine (soon..!)
3) Piiggie (coming..!!)
4) Pyu (nevermind this girl can wait)
5) Lingjie (I HAVEN LINK U MEHS??????)

VERY sorli due to unfortunate timing i am unable to relink you all,
BUT more unfortunately i was sick leh
Recovering more important or Relink more important?
I tell you,
BOTH OSO NOT IMPORTANT
SLACKING IS THE MOST IMPORTANT!!!!!

SLACK FOR LIFE! SLACK IN LIFE! My motto okay!
BYEBYE im off-to-slack,
IF you all see tat ur blog are relink within november YOU ALL CAN LAUGH liaos

Nowadays-kids stupid

2007-11-01T18:05:00.000+08:00

Nowadays, KIDs so STUPID,
todae me and Cindy go 888 eat Lunch,
then suddenly see some kid POKING the fishes in the POND with sticks leh,
then THEY poke still not enough, got one Indian come and warn them
wa i think the INDIAN too kind oredi,
if i am the INDIAN,
i will YELL at the kids and tell them that there is a BIG monster in the pond,
then they will never dare to go near the pond again.

but when Indian go away,
THEY IMMEDIATEly started GRABBING the poor fish with their hands.

SO DUMB RIGHT?!?!

then likethat still nevermind,
me and Cindy talking under HDB,
suddenly from 2nd Storey i saw 2 MALAY kids THROWING lighted-matchsticks down!!
Then still got SMOKE one!!
I so angry i go and "OI!" them very loudly,
WAH then still gib me the buey-song face.
You bueysong, I oso bueysong la,
Want fight issit? Stupid kid!
Short me 2 feet still want to GLARE me.

Then the stupid malay kids, VERY disgusting,
they sit on a bench and start LIGHT-ing MATCHES and blow them off,
and PUT THE MATCHSTICKS into their mouth to taste -.-''
matchsticks oso wan to eat ar?
then after that THEY threw the saliva-ed matchsticks ALL OVER the badminton COURT!!
I tell you,
If i am the park guard horhx,
I WILL MAKE THEM SWEEP THE FLOOR I TELL YOU
SO DISGUSTing leh!!!!!!
They never learn anything from SARs ISSIT?

then THEY oso VERY DANGEROUS can!!
THEY THREW light-ed MATCHSTICKS AT THEIR FRIENDS!!!!
and their poor friends were trying to fight them off -.-'' (potential fire fighters)

nowadays KIDS very SCARY right??
when i was at their age,
i was still learning HOW TO DRAW!!!!
UNTIL NOW at 15 Years old i dun even dare to light a matchstick,
they ABOUT ONLY 5 YEARs old LEH!!
oredi start throwing light-ed matchstick at their friends!!
Nexttime grow up how?
throw bomb arhx..?

Conclusion from blog entry: PARK ALOT MOSQUITOES LEH!!

tceher meeting

2007-10-27T21:19:00.000+08:00

Tio parents meeting session (cos Studies too fucking lan)
Then see Mr Roy,
VERI fuck-ed dulan,
I yesterdae alreadi WARN that Fking Roy not to make me wait.
I was like telling Mr Roy
Me:" AR u wan 8.30am? Ok i ask my parent come at 10am"
Mr Roy:" No liyu,im serious, 8.30AM" *angry face*
Then u noe wat?
I waited from 8.30 to 9.30.
When me n mui father turn my father's FACE TURNED black.

Me :" Oi ! We waited 1 hour lehs, Tcher u can say faster anot? I got a brother just came back from India waiting for us, and we haven eat breakfast. Faster lah"
Mr Roy:" oh? If this is true then do you need me to change another date? shall i drive you home? I've a car"
Me:" DUN nid la JUST FASTER TALK can?!!"
Mr Roy:" No, REALLY, i can drive u home, where do u live, do u nid to change the date?"
Me:" walau we waited FOR 1 HOUR and u expect me to change date? When? Tomorrow? then we wait-ed for what? Can faster say anot? and i SAID, DUN NEED"
MY father:" Yala dun nid la dun nid la, faster talk lah"
MR Roy:" Do you nid to change appointment?"
MY father:" Dun say oredi la, can faster talk anot?"

YES i know both of us ARE VERI FUCKING rude.
but u noe what that fucking Roy did?
he spend an ENTIRELY 5MINUTES explaining to us that HE CAN change appointment and drive us home.
and AFTER THAT.
HE SCOLD SCOLD ME!!!!!

Mr Roy:" Liyu, if this is ur attitude i dun tink i've anything to say to you"
Liyu:" dun say dun say lah.."
Mr Roy "-Continue speaking-"

Then the fuck-Roy still go give ANGRY glare at my father followed by me and HOLD the angry-staring-eye-contact AT ME
wei,
what? u tink i scared u issit?
u probably is shorter than me by about 1 foot u tink i scare u issit?
stare stare stare
stare what stare? chaojibai

WHAT THE FUCK HELL!!!!!!!! WHO IS MORE Pissed-off?
Someone who waited for 1 hour
OR Someone who got scolded for making people wait?

I WAS BERI BERI BERI angry.

I know i veri rude larhx but wait for 1 hour u wont piss mehs?

Then that fucking Roy still dare to glare at me ANGRILY.

U got serious face i oso got serious mouth ok?

Kaopei me and i will SEND YOU TO HELL,

CHAOJIBAI

he damn kuku lar,kaobei kaobu

SOME Tcher who has NO SENSE of time management HAS NO fucking rights to tell me how to manage my studies. YES, u, kuku!

THEN hor, he still went on and say what, MR Wong, give me 5 minutes.THEN it became 20 minutes bcos he started complaining about my SOCKS and the acceptable length.

Oi!I waited for 1 hour to hear someone telling me something that is oredi printed on a book?u got mouth, but i oso got eye right?i can read the school rules myself, dun nid to waste ur FCUKING breath.

Then i went home and saw that my poor brother is alreadi at home. Then he bought me a giant lollipop from India!

THEN MY Father accidentally knock-ed it on floor then on top there CRACK!

I so sad can i CRY and CRY and CRY and CRY,

Then i went off to eat 750 ml of icecream -____-

='(

I wanted that lollipop la can!

I wanted to give Brownie one, then now break!

ugggggHHhhh!!!!!

Final Conclusion From Post Entry: MY father HATES Mr Roy ALOT! He kept calling him wang ba dan (Turtle egg) at home.

Added: and that fucking Roy was so irresponsible and fucking Liar, he explained that he was "late" because the previous person (Fang Limin) WAS LATE,

Kapui LAR! and Limin Ahmah say that SHE WAS PUNCTUAL and WAS NOT LATE.

MR Roy, i tink u nid to REFLECT yourself.Not my attitute got problem, is YOUR attitute got problem

AND MR Roy,

i hate your mole.

Fck Mdm Su

2007-10-26T11:53:00.000+08:00

KENNINABU CHAOCHEEBYE!!!!
Fuck siahx todae late for school, (even though i came to school at the speed of rocket)
first day in the morning that Mrs Kok catch my fringe and say IT IS TOO LONG.
Wa i tell you that fucking Cotton ball sibeh powerful.
Her eyes like sensors like that then she walk along the Latecomers row
and SWEPT her sensors eyes along the way.
Then when her eyes sensed something (which-is-the-so-called"inappropriate attire")
Warning:" Beep! Beep " Laser beam approaching. Approaching in 3 seconds, 2 seconds, 1 second. " Toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot"
Mrs Kok:" HEY girl over there, YOUR fringe is too long and they're dropping, CLIP UP NOW! and your socks! Pull them UP!!!!"
Wabiang, chaocheebye her own hair like COTTON BALL larhx, still dare to criticise my nice-nice fringe-which-was-cutted-just-a-few-days-ago.

Mrs KOK(laser beam) :" Which class are you from? 3-1?!?! OH MY GOD! i must report this to Mr Roy!"

Oi! You brain growing worms that's why you cannot think properly issit?YOU is the principal, not that MR Roy. Mr Roy is just a small-ranked teacher. Why must you REPORT EVERYTHING to Mr Roy?

as if this is not worse enough
Mdm Su made things WORST for me.
She demanded me to pin up my hair,
AND SHE TUCK-ed IN MY SHIRT FOR ME and
SHE REALLI TUCK THE WHOLE SH***T in which is like damn kuku larhx!
and that fucking Su is SO DAMN fucking rude.
I tell you,
she DUN HAVE THE F**king right to TOUCH ME and TUCK IN MY SHIRT for me.
IF my shirt got tuck out then i admit defeat.
BUT MY SHIRT TUCK-ed in lor.
She fucking racist can,
she like ONLY catch me,
when the others probably has a far worst attire than me.
SHE TUCK TAT DAMN FUCKING SHIRT IN TOTALLY like until canot see anything lar.

Then i was like, :" walau! damn disgusting lehs"
Mdm (fking Su) :" You tell me its disgusting? From Sec 1 to Sec 3 you tell me that its disgusting? why dun u just change school like what Mrs Kok say and find a more suitable school which is suitable for you?"
Me:" walau i tuck in myself la" (flipping her hands off)
Mdm Su :" Nonono you dun argue with me" (grap my hands away AND continue her tucking)

Then after she walk about 2 metres away,
I QUICKLY tuck out my shirt (just a little bit)
and that Mdm fking Su came back and SCOLD-ed me,
and RE-TUCK IN MY SHIRT again.

Oi!
Muthafucker!
You ave no fucking rights okay.
My shirts r oredi TUCK-ed in,
what more do you wan?
Why u still demand me to tuck in my shirt (until must fully ) when my shirt is oredi tuck-ed in.
Your IQ only 2 digits right?
The school rules say Shirt must be tuck-ed in,
but never say Shirt must be FULLY tuck-ed in right?
You wan see my fucking parents issit?
Chaocheebye.

So i was like ARGUE-ing with her.
Me:"Walau, oredy tuck in leh! why you still must tuck summore? This is oredi the appropriate attire"
Mdm (fking unreasonable Su):" What did you say???!! Appropriate? Nono im the teacher here, You dun argue with me. "

CHAOCHEEEEEEEBYE farking cheebye.

This school is fucking racist.
that fucking Mrs Kok, one fine morning, she was like dismissing a GROUP of malay girls from 2-8 and sparing them from SCHOOL services and they are allowed to go back to their class.
and you know what that fucking lame excuse Mrs kok gave for her bias-ness?
Mrs Kok:" You all first time late right? yeah you're. You all may go back class"

PLEASE LAR i see that fucking girls a dozen of times liaos.
THEY FIRST TIME?
They first time late then i first time walk liao lar.
Chaocheebye
and the Girls was like didn't even mentioning that they're first time late okay. Mrs Kok just simply gave an fucking excuse to allow MALAYS to be spared from School Service.

Chaocheebye.

Mrs kok din even let a single Chinese return to their own class when they look so damn guai (especially me)
That Mrs kok must've came from a Kampong village house or a strawhouse or sumting(during her century) THAT's why she so fucking byebye until bias for malays right?

Then during the FUCKING commendation ceremony,
That damn Mr Siva must be feeling hungry for evil-ness.
Then he started becoming VERY evil.
He made 900 students STAND and SIT and STAND and SIT and STAND again.

Oi !
What's wrong with this school?
So racist, and bias,
No Soap in Toilet,
No Toiletpapers,
No aircon,
Small Classroom,
Broken Window planes,
Noisy Fans,
Walls and Ground with holes,
Dirty environment,
Unreasonable teachers, (including Lousy and racists people)
AND sum stupid Cotton-ball-head Principal!!!!

Then they're like charging Outside people money to allow them to play tornaments in OUR SCHOOL.
Please lar WRSS,
Our school is oredi veri pekchek and small and stuffy,
still wan charge money to let them play games in our school.
You money-faced or wad?
if i them i wont even pay a cents to come this fucking school to play.
May as well convert to nuns and sing bibles in Churches.@@@@

CHAOCHEEBYE.

Updating: The list of people i hate
1) Mrs Kok (Cotton ball head)
2) Mdm Su (fermented beancurd)
3) Mr Roy (machinegun mouth)(with many bullets which can last for hours)
4) Mrs Lim Yap (her engerland beri teh powderpoo one)

PISS-ed OFF!

2007-10-22T14:08:00.000+08:00

PISS-ed OFF!!
FUCK THAT god damn MR Roy larhx,
nabei so like to talk, talk to my parent la!
Tell me for what?
kannina delay my sleeping time,
FUCK YOUR BYEBYE YOU GOD-DAMN BASTARD SO FUCKING NOSY AND LO-SOH

You know what time he was suppose to dismiss us?
12.30pm
and what time did he dismissed us?
1.40PM LEHS!

1.40PM YOU KNOW?!?!?!

and he is like so damn gei-siao and promise us that he will dismissed us at 12.40pm
and then told us that he planned to dismiss us at 2pm but let us off at 1.40pm
SO WHAT WAS THAT "12.40PM" CRAP ABOUT HUH??!!

MOTHERFUCKER

and he is like so PROUD and he thinks that he is such a GREAT teacher because he sacrifice his time for us (and went on and on about how he could have been dismissed at 12.30pm)
PLEASE LAH
YOU're not only wasting your OWN time,
YOU're WASTING FOR-TY PEOPLE TIME LEHS!

and accuse us of not being BROAD-minded,
the person who is NARROW-minded is you la fucker.

BROTHER GO INDIA

2007-10-15T04:26:00.000+08:00

LOOK AT THE TIME!-Its 4Am plus and Im still awake!
My brother has just went to India (for NS).
Not that i care lar, but he was talking so loudly with my father (so inconsiderate right!!) and that wokes me up!
Im going on fan at top speed later for Brownie to air him out.
My BROTHER stole my Brownie YESTERDAY bcos his girlfren came over our house.
SO STUPID RIGHT?
then i cannot get my BROWNIE back bcos his girlfren there i paiseh.

Then the first thing i did when i woke up was waiting PATIENTLY waited for my brother n gf to leave the house then i CHIONG and look for my brownie in his room.
Then i found my sweetie Brownie lying around in a corner of his smelly bed.
Brownie must've been sleeping in a corner DELIBERATELY so that he don't catch my bother's flu!
What a clever Brownie!
That's my boi !

My brother keep claiming how i will CRY for him when he left for India.
What rubbish.
I will cry and maybe MOURN for u when u die but not bcos u went oversea for a MERE ELEVEN-DAYS!
That's a stupid reason to cry anyway, and you know, im saving my tears for ur future funeral ceremony.

Oh Brownie! Brownie! T.T
im so glad you're back in one piece,
Mummy loves u! muahX muahX!
(i better check for any broken limbs later)
Brownie is contaminated by my brother!
='(

JAJAJAJA

2007-10-07T19:21:00.001+08:00

MY new lifegoal:
LEARN RECORDER!
I still remember i so expert in recorder when I primary school :-)
Lasttime we used to have Music Test in PRIMARY 4 and we must play our recorder to MR Old (i forgot his name but i rmb he is veri old)!!
OH MY GOD,
and there's this stupid guy in primary three WHO SNATCH OFF MY recorder from my table and PLAY-ed WITH IT!!!!!!
CHAOCHEEEEEEEEEEEEBYE!!!!!!!!!

THEN i cried and threw the recorder away -.-''
I can't believe that big-sized giant (smelly!) put his (smelly!) saliva on my RECORDER MOUTH PIECE!!
what's (so!) wrong with him, didn't his mother taught him not to share toothbrush??@@@@@@@@

MY new lifegoal NO. number 2:
BUY SECOND BROWNIE!!!! <3>

MY new lifegoal NO. number 3:
Eat more potato! I like potato! Potato! Potato!

MY new lifegoal No. number 4:
MUST blow recorder louder than the kid next-door who is currently learning Violin! >= O

MY new lifegoal No. number 5:
TO DIE!!!!!!

FINALLY re-link!

2007-10-06T19:00:00.000+08:00

FINALLY re-linked Dearie's blog!

(hehe normally if people ask me relink the shortest time i will take is 3 days cos im a veri busy girl =p)

As usual just woke up (when my bodyclock asked me to) from my holy sleep~
i just woke up then kena scared by some stupid Album Photo.

For the safety of people, i cut the picture until VERY small so that you all don't get scare

actually i ben lai want to try changing my blog skin,
so dumb, i alwaes thought www.blogskins.com HAS EVERY SORT OF skins one,
THEN YOU KNOW WHAT!?
(I typed in Brownie..)
Blogskin: Sorry, your search returned no results for Brownie. Please try again.

BROWNIE OSO DUN HAVE! Close down site larhx!

TODAY! i've found my ren shen mu biao! (My life goal)
I WANT TO DIE!!!!!
this is how i found my goal!
My father told me to drink more water if not when i get older I will be holding a walking stick,

so i told my father:" I WANT TO DIE YOUNG!!!!"
My father:" WHAT!? You know got how many people want to live anot?"
My father: (continue-ing his speech) " You know ar I saw in the newspaper, got one guy nearly died in the hospital because of the Cancer, all the doctors was trying to rescue the guy, his families were all CROWDING around him,... The guy's soul flew up and saw a beautiful City (which is possibly a lie because Singapore is NOT beautiful).... He saw the doctors trying to rescue him, he saw a ray of light, he was about to cross it..."
My father:"..then horhx.. He suddenly saw his brother on Earth running and suddenly fell, he got a sudden urge to flew down to helped him up, suddenly!! he was revived...!!!"

Liyu: "AH! Papa real one mehs?"
Papa: "yala!"
Liyu: "Chey lie one lah!"
Papa: "lie for wat? people chi bao tai kong xian (eat finish still very hungry) issit??!! He spread his stories in (so) many speech to encourage people to live!..and ar... about 6 in 100 people kena leh!!"

OH MY GOD!!!!!
I want to die !
Waha! if this story is real de, that means a "second world" exist gua!
I must die then go!
I WANT TO DIE!!!!

WRSS SUX

2007-10-04T20:48:00.000+08:00

WRSS IS A FUCKING CHEAPSKATE SCHOOL,
NO TOILET PAPER,
NO HANDWASH-SOAP!!!
Still dare PUT a poster on "How to wash ur hands properly with soap" IN THE TOILET
slap their fucking face.
i hate WRSS
i hate Mr Siva (EVERYTIME ASK PPL STAND LIAO THEN SIT, think we dog like him issit?)
I HATE POOR HYGIENCE PEOPLE!!!!!!

DYING

2007-10-02T07:05:00.000+08:00

DYING!! IM DYING FROM CUTTING MY DAILYAFTERNOONNAP BY 1 HOUR,
dunno how those stupid people can survive BURNING MIDNIGHT OIL AND WAKE VERYVERY EARLY TO STUDY!!!!
argh!!
I sleep less 1 hour also feel like dying!!

THEN ARHS,
At the time im typing this,
1 MORE HOUR TO THE START OF GEOGRAPHY+AMATHS PAPER.
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,
I have not even covered half of the Amaths and geography ~.~''
so tired (cos i slept 1 hour less for my afternoon nap yesterday)
so studying like dazing at book
=_________=''
fail liaos.

veri tired lar i dun care today i come home i will sleep FOUR HOURS for afternoon liaos!!
Tamade!!!!
You all metal issit?!?! =_____=''

HAHAHA

2007-09-25T21:54:00.000+08:00

WAHAHA, im learning how to operate washing machine from my father!
Yay i can wash my own clothes soon!
WASHING MACHINES ARE SO INCREDIBLE!!!! @____@!

SEC 1 SUX

2007-09-25T07:00:00.001+08:00

I HATE SEC 1 KIDS!!!!
fuck man, yesterday cindy & me went to toilet and at first was VERIVERIVERI quiet de,
but after some fking quiet moment, the door creeks open and suddenly 3 to 5 girls came in and they're SO FUCKING NOISY!
they are like TALKINGTALKINGTALKING+GIGGLING
then one of them, who rudely KNOCKED on my CUBICLE DOOR
that fucking rude kid:" WHOEVER IS INSIDE~ COME OUT NOW!"

Walan toilet your laopeh one ahs?
fcuk ur byebye stupid shortie still kaobei kaobu me,
so i swing my door open and glare at her
and that fucking byebye was like:" AHAHAHA! opps sorry~"
Nabei u where bueysong? kaobeikaobu chaocheebye lah damn shortie smack ur head then u noe. *kaobeikaobu sipehsibu bohpehbohbu kanninabu!!!!
(*like chanting spell likethat)

fuck $@#%#^

I REGRETTED DEEPLY that i did not shouted FUCK YOU or CHAOCHEEBYE from the inside of the cubicle and slap her face. Nabei still have the face to AHAHAHAHA me in my face!
!#@$@%

lala EXAM IS HERE!

2007-09-23T22:53:00.001+08:00

Oh my god todae me and limin and cindy go Cold Storage SAW MRS WILLAN!
Then she was like walking DAMN FAST,
we were VERY PRETTY sure that we were walking the damn opposite direction from her but afterthat we SAW HER WITHIN 1 MINUTE INFRONT OF US.
Whoa damn scary siahs,
i was like speaking ill of her (without knowing that she was less than 5 inches infront of me on the escalator)
LUCKILY SHE DIN SAW US
Whoa you should have seen what Mrs Willan dressed in,
she was like wearing a GREY T-shirt (plain like those NS men wear de pathetic shirt colour) and a 3-quarter BAGGY pants,
and can see her sweating on her shirt,
whoa it must've took her GREAT effort to stand on escalators hor...? (old people mahs...)

Oh by the way Tomorrow is english exam!
I MUST STUDY! Cannot fail like lasttime liaos!
I still rmb DURING EXAM or tests i am alwaes FLIPPING PAGES after PAGES and haiyah-ing loudly in examination hall while looking for QUESTIONS TO SKIP!!!!!! (I like to skip questions)

I MUST CUT MY AFTERNOON NAP FROM 4 HOURs TO 2 HOURs DURING EXAM PERIOD!!!!!
I MUST BE VERI VERI VERI VERI KIASU LIAOS,
like bring two dictionary (one electronic one book) for chinese exam and two calculators for MATHS
JUST IN CASE!
BUAWAHAHA, im am so kiasu.
what? in case mahx!!

I MUST PASSSSSSSSS AND PROMOTE TO 4E1!

Mid-autumn fever!

2007-09-21T20:12:00.000+08:00

MidAutumn sarks.
i rather lit a lantern walking arnd in garden than to go to the fucking bye-bye~ midautumn,i still have to carry Mount Everest books home,
but it is MUCH BETTER than before Midyear exam because i used to carry Mount Everest's Laopeh home, Mount Evertired.
Sibeh tiring almost collapse b4 i reach my home -____-''
somemore I din even drink a single drop of water since morning >= D
chiong home drink Vitagen, siberh song siax!

(Current Vitagen is so small, must magnify to read the contents on the bottle)

but they cannot like, modify the Vitagen for someone special like me mehs?Why their vitagen alwaes, so small-bottled arhs -_____-'' I have to drink 2 bottles to quench my thirst nia. Make a giant bottle larhs!

My modified Vitagen is flawless.

Wahaha, only can find big-cola-bottle on internet, but the resourceful Liyu make use of everything she has to create a wonderful Modified Vitagen Picture can!Our school so buey-pai-seh, Performance even less-interesting than the Performances "put-ed" up by the Primary School Students,as a student of Woodlands Ring Secondary, im truly malu of my school lo!

then a MERE $3000 CHEQUE given by some competition for our school,they must PURPOSELY DISPLAY THE CHEQUE for few centuries.Time can heals all wounds. Time also makes dinosaur extinct, but time will never stopped our school from stop haolian-ing their pathetic cheque -_____-

SO BUEY-HIAO-PAI LORHS! >= (

By-the-way, the Government dunno what they doing siahs, spray the dunno what around the Singapore, until all COCKROACHES (some alive some dead) lies around the WHOLE SINGAPORE ISLAND!! Then i keep screaming as i walking home with Ahmah (Limin) SO MANY COCKROACH trying to escape from the bangla spraying that thingy.

The suspicious cockroach that i've noticed while walking home with Ahmah looks something like this:

ROAR! I am a smelly cockroach bastard and I can fly!

THIS IS SUCH AN..

2007-09-19T20:38:00.000+08:00

this is such a WONDERFUL egg!

BEAUTIFUL! makes me starts craving for eggs!

by the way i fried that.

PISSED OFF

2007-09-19T19:50:00.001+08:00

Wahaha, im going to show all of you (the one who suaysuay went into my blog) my little brownie..!! (MUST SEE!!!)

.
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this is Brownie's photo when he was 3 days old (more like a Blackie)

(stop luffing at my ~~blackie~~ BROWNIE!!

and this is the bear that i has been matchmaking with "little ~~blackie "~~brownie since i was 7
.

This is Brownie at 3 weeks old.(You never heard of the saying Time change all man before mehs?)

time changes all man mahs!

This is my sheep sheep! (see Bouhui aka Maggi aka BouBou aka Baohui aka Dearie aka Pyu, THIS IS WHAT I CALL SHEEEEEP!! send ur sheep to washing bahs -_______-)

Brownie: "Mummy says that we must put our hands on our laps when taking photos!!"

Brownie: WEE! i like this pole!!!

See that Pink pig over there? Thats my brother's XIAOFEN (his gf gib him one)

got one sort of qianbian face (please-beat-me!!-face)

KILL THAT PIG BROWNIE!!

OWN!

Brownie is the cutest bear in Causewaypoint lerhx! hehe=D

Im going to adopt Brownie is my new SON!! Lingjie, must TAKE CAKE OF HIM ah!! If not i kill YOU!!

Actually ah this bear still got one WHITE version,

but i think Brown cuter norhx! So i picked the Brown one and the kind-hearted people bought it for me as Birthdaypresent! whoa so good =D thanks to all ppl who sponsored in, i will ask Brownie to call you all Godmum and Goddad~~ (good wad haven married can b father mother liaos)

So angry, they got many of the same BEARS in Kiddypalace you know! ='(!!

Im so pissed off the lasttime when i see so many BROWNIEs-imposters at there!

BUT still MINE is the cuter (the real, authetic one!)

browniebrownie!

PS: SIAN duno how're we going to PE without you Pyu!!! ='((((((( WHO IS GOING TO POMTEN PE WITHME WITHOUT YOU!! ='((((((( WATTTTTTTHAAAFUCK!

Wish you good luck in Private School must study hard arhx, heard that u learnin the cuthair skill right? i wont mind being ur experiment rats lehs but please learn the skill properly first k, i dun wan to lose all my hair!!

AND YOU u better NOT SLACK (but forgiven if u're slacking with me)

YOU BETTER NOT SLACK WITHOUT ME >: DDDD

baohui has left school!

2007-09-17T16:50:00.000+08:00

Today, 17 September 2007, exactly 2 weeks after my birthday,
BAOHUI aka Pyu aka Papa aka Dearie aka BouBou LEFT SCHOOL! T.T
I keep thinking that all this is illusion and im still thinking this is illusion!!
I mean i have never read or seen about drama about having frens leaving school and now this has befall on me!! ='(
Baohui aka Pyu aka Papa aka Dearie aka boubou! we will miss you!!
Today MotherTongue see the empty seat,
tomorrow still going to see empty seat during English T___T
and not to forget about the experience of having no curly hair in Canteen!!
I STILL, STILL, STILL, STILL unable to take this fact,
and now im still thinking im DREAMING!!
arGh, i think i need a FEW more days to adapt and to ACCEPT THIS FACT,
as the chinese saying says,:"Can take can drop!!"
(na de qi, fang de xia)
Now i have one less wife liaos, T.T
Today is weirdest no see Maggi Hair in Canteen, and at mothertongue oso never see,
hais never see Maggi still nevermind,
still must sit beside the fucking guailan person who scolded me until i omost cried !! ='(((
fuck man, if i am a serial killer the first shit im going to DESTROY is HER!!
chao byebye, (i swear i must wei ming chu hai, clear dirt from this world)
I know you all say maybe her mood no good lah,
but she's so fucking !@!$ lo.
At first she veri friendly with me one,
then afterthat when she got to know with YinChing (aka Yinjin)
Everyday she only ask,:"Wheres xiao Yinjin?" when she see YinChing absent.
AND SHE DUN BOTHER TO TALK TO ME, LIAO!!!
even when i took the initiative to talk to her she oso dun bother me,
then today still glare and point and SCOLDED ME so fiercely.
THEN SHE SO GUAILAN,
she purposely like to HMPH (in a rude way) at me when i try borrowing her things,
AND SHE DUN BORROW ME NEVERMIND,
she ask otherpeople don't BORROW things to me oso.
AND SHE LIKES TO ASK OTHER PEOPLE DON"T BOTHER ME
and some fucking people like Yinching really listen to her and don't BORROW me things and i so fuckingly helpless!!
SO FUCKING CHEEBYE RIGHT?
then she likes to BEAT me veri hard and she started the beatings de loh.
Then kaobei kaobu beat until my hand so red then she COMPLAIN TO OTHER PEOPLE.
She start first de can?
Then even i stop liaos she still continue beat me,
chaocheebye,
But nevermind i oso got complain to Nerissa =P
BUT THAT FUCKING BYEBYE really fucking qianbian so triple fuck lah
Nabei,
She so FIERCE and COLD and ATTITUDE to me, but to other people she veri good to them can lo!!

and you know why she starts hating me?
The reason is quite stupid,
that was bcos ONCE Mrs Ngoh has given us Pair work to do some "Chinese Spelling Test" (but ofcos no points or present de lah)
then she wanted me to open out my textbook to CHEAT!
I am so honest can,
I CANNOT be bothered to cheat bcos this is such an MEANINGLESS activity and there is NO POINT for me to cheat.
Somemore no Marks, no NOTHING, why cheat?
Only fucking small-brain-ers like her will bother to cheat in a "test" that gives you nothing good.
Even if is real test right,
i oso cant be bothered to cheat lah,
like, CHEAT FOR WHAT?
fail fail lah, like i care!!
fail so many times, fail once more oso wont die!

Whoa i suddenly tok so far lol, from toking maggi hair until tokin about small brain people,
nevermind i shall stop blogging for my DAILY-Afternoon-Activity! (sleeping) (soooo important!!)
shall blog about more about this stupid girl who reminds me of an Advertisement i saw about Beijing 101
(her hair like up there veri little liketat, her forehead so massive-ly big)

Oh bytheway, the stupid Guanwei use that stupid Stapler make my Pen SPOIL! but i bought a new one! ^.^ (so damn suay today)

:(

2007-09-15T07:16:00.001+08:00

Today supposingly to be the Intercoastal Cleanup.
(Ultimate course to upgrade your skill of picking rubbish)
(for students like me who hav a far cleaning future ahead of us)
Sian today i woke up earlyearly 6.30am READY to go for the Intercoastal Thingy.
alot of school will be participating oso so it would be a, grand mass picking rubbish event.
When i thought of that, i knew NOTHING can be better than that because WHEN THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE=less rubbish!
and less rubbish means i can squat and watch them pick rubbish by themselves.
and i bought An Insect Repellent Mini Size for $3!
I KNEW THAT the intercoastal cleanup is a FREEEEE CIP points gibaway becos it is so DAMN easy!!
but the good news is that im NOT going to the Intercoastal Thingy becos my AHEM comes SUDDENLY ON TODAY LORHS!
nabei fcuk cheebye, so suay zhunzhun tio today.
I hope my girlfriends believe me ='(((!!
I think they must be thinking im MAKING UP stories so that i can skip the CIP. ='(
Im not~~
and im not going to tolerate the fact that i will be going to be TOILET-LESS for few hours straight in a mangrove.

Dear laowhelan

2007-09-12T20:34:00.000+08:00

Today so suay siah the Lao Willan make us stand in the Lab for being late for practical!! ='(
The lao Willan so fierce siahs, then keep scold me and Jody during the Experiment,
whoa she like nuttin-better-to-do siahs,
keep STAND DOWN NEH(like a bird lookin for worm) and purple-ly TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO SCOLD US!!
>=DDDDDDDDD
Oh my tomorrow got Lao Lim Yap's period.
Her english so lousier than mine lo,
she pronouns Tremendous as -(tran-man-da!)
then she spell her own Amaths (topic name) wrongly ALSO!!
be 25years Amaths Teacher still can spell the Topic name wrongly,
Ha! At first i omost suicide myself after getting placed next to ShangQian,
BUT now I immune to MRS LIM YAP!! (got shangqian mahs!)
I AM INVINSCIBLE!!!!!!
WAAAAA-HA-HA-HHHHA-HA-HA <-(got rhythme one)
(this is how Chadragupta laugh when he conquered some ulu lands)
(you never study History mehs?)

Ok byebye Brownie is hungry i go feed him~~~
*-Ran off to watch television-*

Eddited:
I FORGOT SAY, the Lao Willan LOST TO Lao Ngoh in the I-need-3E1's-on-Friday-WAR!!!
unexpected, Maybe because THEY ARGUED in Madarine language thats y Lao Willan lost.
I know Lao Ngoh will start telling Lao Willan, :"Eistein started at the age of 6, as he sat in the Chicken Den, he inspired the..... Newton was sitting under an apple tree, as he was sitting an apple drop on his head and hediscovered the Gravititional Energy ....Pythagoras (i dunno why i alwaes think Pythagoras as Dinosauraus) discovered the.....Without persistence efforts,...they won't be what they are today..."

MRS NGOH TOLD ME ALL THAT BEFORE LORHS!!(when i wanted quit CCA)
Nabeh fuck cheebye,
What has Newton got to do with CCA?!?!!
Him getting hit by an apple and discovered the Gravity law is MERELY COINCIDENCE.
can't say that much if he was sitting under a Durian tree instead of Apple tree. (then kena hit-and-die)
HE WILL DIE and MAYBE WE WONT HAVE TO STUDY ANYTHING ABOUT GRAVITY!!!! >=DDDDDDDDD!!
Anyway I DON"T worship scientist,
Its not like people pray to them everynight before they sleep or what wat.
Why Mrs Ngoh keep toking about the Scientist?
somemore they is in coffin liaos then famous de lo..~.~
nothing to envy about (unless u worship the dead)
So Mrs Willan got tired from talking to Mrs Ngoh and she GAVE-UP!
No wonder Mrs Willan is never a scientist.
BECAUSE SHE NEVER "PERSISTENT EFFORT" MAHS!
anywae good luck to GUZHENG people, WE WILL HAVE FUN XD!

thanb you!

2007-09-08T14:28:00.001+08:00

Wakaka finally get to use the computer (my monster brother keep dont let me use ='(
Thank you all for the chipping in my present and Jingyi they all who sing the birthdae song for me in the Physics Lab! =D

On Thursday, Cindy Limin and Yaling brought me to Causewaypoint + AngMokio to pick a present for me.
Then horhs!! We ended up looking for food,
as a Food Nutritionist and Botanist and Healthist and Gourmetist (WADEVA LAH)
I advise you all don't eat Fish Porridge, Curry Chicken Noodles, and Fish Beehoon in the ANG MOKIO NTUC foodcourt.
I tell you i ate the Fish Porridge and it is NOT PORRIDGE,
it is like XI FAN (the sort of so-called "porridge" people eat during the World War ll)
you know the sort of "porridge~" they eat by mixing Soup+Cooked rice??
Let me first give you the definition of porridge!!
Porridge-soft food made by boiling oatmeal or other meal or legumes in water or milk until thick
SEE THE WORD BOILING???
They just mixed COOKED RICE with soup and don't bother even to boil the rice in the soup
Chaocheebye they call this porridge?
They fail their english test issit?

and horhs i so bueysong Yesterday (friday) i tried to eat Porridge in the Foodcourt in Admiralty.
Then again i order Fish Porridge,
and this time THEY GIVE ME XI FAN oso!!!
Walau how i know siahs!!!
I tot will be different lehs kns!!
lasttime i eat at HAWKER CENTRE <-(aka low class Foocourt)
I oso can get Porridge,
how come at FOODCOURT (hygience standard A) i get xi fan??
the stupid Superviser (duno how to spell) eye blind or what?
nexttime i must complain to Ministry of Food and request their men to TRY EVERY SINGLE FOOD IN THE STALL BEFORE RATING them.

Then horhs i so dumb I on Tuesday tried to make NRIC but forgot to bring Parents NRIC and Birthcert then when i finally QUEUE-d until my turn the idiot tell me one word, :"CANNOT"
%#^@!!!!!!!!
Then finally i brought EVERYTHING including my healthbooket and everyting on Thursdayy then Succeed siahs ! =D

Oh by the way on Thursday I picked a BROWN bear as my birthday present ^.^!!
thankyouthankyou for wasting ur $$$ to chip in my present, muahsmuahx!
i promise i will take care of my BROWNIE!! (tats the name i give my bear! =D)
my brownie brownie brownie!~~~~

Ohh and my brownie calls me :"mama"! =D
headache siahs dunno how to educate my brownie,
he (YES it's a he!!) got so many papa to call xD
dunno which papa he should call, heehee =P

laosai birthday

2007-09-03T23:14:00.001+08:00

People please take note@@
God's birthday (aka my birthday) is on 3rd september which is today@@@@@@@
so fking important day okay XD
No lah just kidding, but to people who din noe todae is my birthday
YOU GO HELL LAH!
^o^

today sibeh suay everyting keep FLYING FLYING
in physics lab my paper all FLYFLYFLY
then walk to mamashop got one plastic bag (RED!) FLY at me.
Farnie right? i shout so loud.
Then today like so suay.
SUAY for all people.
Now still ghost festival lorhs,
and lastyear my birthday is on LAST day of ghost festival(even more suay)
My brother say LAST day of ghost festival is the most "xiong" bcos all """" is on the way back to hell.

Wah then so happy got ppl wish me birthday siahs thankyou horhs!
=D
love u
then horhs er Cindy, Limin jasmine Baohui they celebrate my birthdae wif me at that *** *** ***'s house and they bought me cake! ^o^
and horhs the *** *** *** (censored name) REFUSED TO LET ME GO HOME!!
aniwae i go home oso no use cos my suay brother @ home=means canot use computer=means i sleep
YAYAYA i veri pig right, people birthday so happy skip around in admiral park BUT ME sleeps whole day during my birthday.
Birthday only what.
Just a random day out of 365 days on the calendar,
summore no MC, veri shiok mehs?
not even a holiday (honestly ar i dun rilli care about buurrffdaes)
but veri happy la got ppl celebrate for me ^o^
aiya i tml continue post my idiot father keep PESTERING me bhind my back
aniwae im going to post TOMOLO!!
i am so angry about 03September2007

Sibeh suay and just now some chaocheebye HINTED ME THAT IM UGLY CAN,
say what if wan to appear nicer on my IC tomorrow PUT SOMEONE ELSE's photo.
chaocheebye i omost CRY!!!
CHAOCHEEBYE!!!

Mrs Lim Yap

2007-08-30T14:49:00.000+08:00

Mrs Lim Yap: I've not seen your assignment for a beri loonngg time. I want your assignment!!
Liyu: Oorhs, what chapter?
Mrs Lim Yap: I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES YES U WANT MY ASSIGNMENT BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Oh my god i cannot believe someone with such a POOR english and low IQ teacher is fit enough to be a HOD MATHS siahs nabeh jibai.
after sum thinking ii realise liaos,
all OLD HAGS are HOD,
bcos the school tinks the older u r, the more experiences u have.
SEE, HOD of chinese-MRS NGOH !!
HOD of maths-MRS LIM YAP!!
both old hags with disabillities =p

Lousy damn fuck teacher

2007-08-27T22:07:00.000+08:00

Walao sibeh guailan that Mrs Lim Yap,
dunno what she talking wat still scold me siahs,
Say I NEVER PAY ATTENTION?
please lah what i nv pay attention,
i was so sleepy but i still FORCE OPEN my eyelid to look at her stupid face and copy notes can?
and all the things i do seems quite MEANINGLESS bcos she thinks i did not pay attention.
ITS ACTUALLY HER FAULT.
becos i dun understand what she toking,
then today arhs
she so guailan i dun even noe what she was asking
Mrs Lim :"Ar, liyii... do you undertand why...~~"
Me: What you toking?
Mrs Lim :"YOU STILL DARE TO..!!"
Me: I mean, what you asking?
Mrs Lim :"DID YOU PAY ATTENTION ANOT? HOW DARE YOU...!!!!!"

and she shout at me for 2 minutes long ALL OF A SUDDEN!!
just bcos i dun understand her fucking alien language,
if she has half the IQ of mine,
she won't get ANGRy,
she will get sad bcos no one (or at least less than half the class) understand what she toking lorhs.
and please lorhs
she cannot pronouns all those words with "S" properly.
and everyday she likes to say ONE, TUUUU, HWEEEEEE! to hint us to stand up for her daily-greeting ceremony.

xialan kia for nothing scold me,
i took the effort to copy the notes and at least look at her to make her feel tat im paying attention and she say i nv pay attention?
PLEASE LAH NOT NEVER PAY ATTENTION K?
IS I DUN UNDERSTAND?
I DUN UNDERSTAND ANY SINGLE WORD THAT COMES OUT FROM YOUR FUCKING MOUTH UU @#$%! BIATCH!!!!!
and she is so, brainless,
she likes to ASK ME TO DROP OUT OF THE AMATHS SUBJECT and she was like saying, :"IFFF YOU're not intereeerr-sted in the sup-ject, it is meaning-la for eu tuu..."
PLEASE LAH,
even NORMAL ACADEMICS STUDENTS ARE TAKING A-maths!
and she ask me to DROP AMATHS!!??
She means that my standard is worse than NORMAL ACAD STUDENTS?
Walau shoot me siahs nabei jibai,
i know i stupid but i got worse than normal acad students mehs?
okay lah maybe got.. but at least I KNOW CATALYSTS SPEEDS UP REACTIONS AND THE SI SYMBOL OF MAGNESIUM!!! HA!

Then nabei lo, and my Emaths is POORer than my Amaths can?
if i drop Amaths that means i drop Emaths too lorhs?
Then what is the meaning of me continue-ing my studies?
I tot MOE are suppose to encourage people to STUDY and be EDUCATED so that they can STRIVE and ACHIEVE for SINGAPORE?
Now sum civic slave is like HINTING ME TO DIE AND DROP OFF FROM SCHOOL AND DIE FARFAR AWAY FROM HER CLASS.
Mrs Lim, its not that im not interrrr-sted in Amaths,
its bcos im not interrr-sted in you CAN!!
CHAO KANTANG~
(AND I WONDER WHETHER SHE GOT QUALIFICATIONS ANOT.or is our school too lousy to have to get such a LOW STANDARD teacher to be a HOD MATHS TEACHER??)

and 2nd blacklisted teacher(by me)
MR ROY!
He sarks can and whats wrong with him he likes to say:"Im not pinpointing anybody and i guess all of you should know, as 3-1 is now very close to 3-5 interms of the class score, and i personally feel that we did not win, or we lost to them bcos our punctuality is not very good. So i urge everybody to be punctual for school, and not be late for school. (looks at latecomers) (stares at latecomers) (drools at latecomers) and oso stop being late because latecomers will drag our scores down, (glares at latecomers)....People who get late...(nagnagnag carries on for the next 20minutes)"

Please, punctuality is only how many many many points?
and i believe 3-1 punctuality is much much much better than 3-5
he just pushes all the faults to us latecomers,
issit our fault?
Why don't you admit its because of your lousy idea of COTTON shirts made us get low pts for that class tshirt?
EVERYONE IS USING JERSEYS CAN?
stupid obiang shirt, with an obiang teacher
and he alwaes late release us for recess,
nabei 2nd chao kantang

3rd blacklisted teacher
Mrs Chua
Damn fuck everydae must gib homewk, gib nevermind,
everytime dun gib us recess,
so generous wif homewk but not recess?
and she was like DRAGGED US FOR 20MINUTES BCOS OF SUM STPID PRESENTATIONS
can't she do it sum other day?
nvm i can't say much about some pea-sized brain teachers...

4th blacklisted teacher
STILL THINKING!

Pizzahut

2007-08-16T16:09:00.000+08:00

Yay back from cutting hair,(bcos i hate my hair)
the auntie is so damn weird,
the moment i step into the salon she was like,
:"Wa ur fringe straight straight like gonggong so silly i help you cut your fringe slanted"
Then in the end she decided not to cut my fringe slanted,
:"I help you cut thin fringe, horhs?"
=___=''
This kind of auntie DON"t listen to you one, they just cut what they want,
nevermind i dun relli cares =P I JUST WANT A SHORTER HAIR BUAWAHAHAHA,
to allow more oxygen to penetrates my shoulder
HAHA so cheap siahs $12 only,
the auntie even took the effort to help straighten my hair!!
Wa then the straight hair look the hair so nice lo (BUT NOT THE FACE)
stupid siahs lasttime i alwaes go to a stupid Salon so lowclass one then THE MOMENT i STEP IN she say is $28 liaos bcos she say my hair veri jialat
Then in the end she just trim and in LESS THAN 5 MINUTES CUT,
$28!!
-money fly-*

After cuting my hair i sun bian go pizzahut for takeaway,
so dumb the advertisement write $6.50 in the end is $6.95 bcos of GST.
Then the Curry Zazzle rice like so little cannot feed me liketat. =(
OH
and it SARKS!
Somemore there still write, "Satisfaction guaranteed or we'll replace your pizza"
Wah cannot imagine what will happen if we call their Pizza Hotline to complain about our food.

Scenario 1 (Escaping from the call)
Pizzahut: Good afternoon this is Pizzahut delivery.
Customer: Oi! i wan complain my pizza
Pizzahut: Oh? *Hangs up the phone*

Scenario 1.5
Pizzahut: Good afternoon this is Pizzahut delivery.
Customer: Oi! Why you hang up my phone?
Pizzahut: Oh sorry we were having connection error so the our conversation were cut off. Yes?
Customer: i wan complain my pizza!!
Pizzahut: Oh? Have you found a cockroach in there?
Customer: NO! but im not satisfied with the taste.
Pizzahut: Oh, then you should try NEW flavours of Pizzas then. How about the NEW Cheesy Bites Fondue! We are having this promotion now and its only $20.50....

Siao, lie people siahs say will replace pizza,
realli mehs? IF got cockroach then replace right?
Not satisfied the taste how?

Mr Roy SARKS

2007-08-14T18:46:00.001+08:00

MR ROY IS A JIBAI KIA AND I HATE HIM,
chao jibai,
I omost feel like pointing my middle-finger at him and scold him Jibai kia IN HIS FACE.
everytime LATELATELATE release us for recess and home.
HE CHAOJIBAI la,
nabei and he like to PINPOINT me.
Walao PURPOSELY keep tell the whole world, Liyu's answer is wrong , Liyu's answer is not correct, her answer is imperfect..Liyu do you understand that the answer you give is only the secondary factor but not the main factor...What Liyu has just said is wrong..
WALAO i know i know my answer is fucking wrong but DO YOU HAVE TO EMPHASIZE IT SO OFTEN AND IT IS LIKE TELLING ME
FUCKING ROY IN IMAGINARY TONE: "Class do not follow liyu's example because what she has just said are bullshits, and you mustn't follow bullshits because bullshits give bullshits and bullshits are shits."

Feel like ripping his flesh and tearing his skin,
nabei chaocheebye.
and that's not all,
that fucking cheebye ROY makes MY AHMAH, Limin waited for him for 2 hours during the parents meeting session,
He was the ~~fucking~~ cheebye who arrange the time and he is late.
He was like telling my ahmah,:"Limin can you please go down to the canteen for a drink break and come back later."
THEN SHE WAITED FOR 2 HOURS CAN!!
and after that all Mr Roy did is just to give her her report book.
SHE WAITED FOR 2 HOURS JUST TO GET A GREEN BOOK??
JUST BECAUSE SHE DID NOT COME WITH HER PARENT?
Does that means we can only threaten him with OUR PARENTS then he will be scared lar?
Chaocheebye this kind of people, i hate the most.
This kind of TEACHER, pai chao pi infront of parents, pai pi pi infront of student.

and then that Mr Roy,
HE DUN BOTHERS WHAT OTHER THINKS,
he only do things IN HIS WAY.
I still remember my other subjects teachers was like giving comment about me being a optimistic dunno what happy girl, very poor results but shown sum improvement...
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
suddenly one cheebye says that I AM RUDE, I SPEAKS IN A PROUD WAY, and I AM PROUD.
and that, CAME OUT OF MR Roy's mouth during the PARENTS MEETING SESSION,
and he was trying to make my father punish me.
Mr Roy is a big fat liar, he can makes WHITE thing sounds BLACK with his liar mouth.
I want to gag his mouth with a mop, chop off his fingers, smash his head, rip his scalp off, dig his eyes out, and plug his nose.
I also want to split his butt with my kick.

and he always dismiss us late for Recess and Lunch Break.
and i have to swop my NASI BRIYANI to some NASTY BREAD.
I hate him.
feel like raising up my hand and tells him when the clock hand PAST 10 MINUTES to our recess time.
:"MR ~~fucking~~ Roy, are you blind or is it because you can't read a clock,"
But i dropped that idea because I KNEW THAT HE WILL JUST IGNORE ME AND PRETEND TO NOT SEE MY HAND AND CONTINUE TO SPLATTER ON AND ON ABOUT NORTH IRELAND AND PROTESTANTS.

AND he likes to reminds us about HOW noble he is for PAYING $3 for ours CLASS T-shirts.
You think we cannot pay $13 ourselves mehs?
and DON"T ever think that he's nice just because of his STINKING $3,
because he only help us so that he can walk into the office with his nose high up in the air and proudly tells the other teachers,
"I helped my form class to pay their class Tshirts again."
and expect people to "WHOA!!" him.
and he only did that $3 thingy because he do "these" every year as a practice or something.
AND THE OTHERS TEACHERS OF THE OTHER CLASS DO THESE too.
Oh, and that Mr Roy is like an fucking stupid teacher,
he TRIES TO MAKE ME WEAR THAT M-sized classshirt because he thought that the S-sized classshirt has run out,
JUST BECAUSE I AM TALL
but he forgets that im SKINNY,
chaocheebye do you know that short ass who is 200 pounds can fit into an XXL shirt?
Why can't he find short and fat people
why must he look for me just because Im tall?
and MIND YOU,
THE "S" sized shirt was like already TOO BIG for me,
IMAGINE ME WEARING THAT M SIZED,
YOU WILL NOT BE IMAGINING HOW I WILL RIP HIS HEAD OFF HIS NECK anymore,
YOU WILL BE WITNESSING ME RIPPING HIS HEAD OFF HIS NECK.

Still got alot things to complain but lazy edit later!!
Don't bother writting back about how much you love Mr Roy,
IF you love him so much go wash his butt for him,..
I DUN CARE!!

BYEBYE

2007-08-10T20:45:00.000+08:00

stupid la i dun wan blog liaos i write almost completed my blogentry,
GUESS WHAT?
i pressed backspace and ZOOM-ed! the webpage throw me back to BLOGGER HOMEPAGE WITHIN a second (PROBABLY 0.02SECONDS) AND THEN WHEN I CLICK FORWARD, my POST is as clean as a blank paper (COS IT's BLANK)
GOODBYE AND SAYONARA IM OFF FOR GOOD,
pissed off!!!

fuck rashes

2007-08-04T18:56:00.000+08:00

Walao!
I swear i forever wont take SMRT ever again lo.
I think i caught some stupid viruses from sitting beside an smelly old ahpek can!
I kena rashes lehs,
walan first time ever in my nearly-fifteen-years-of-life !!
Chaocheebye then like now my legs got so many tiny bumps.
Then i have to use Dettol TO SHOWER MYSELF!!
Finally now i understand why some stupid SK-ll products likes to claim tat their products makes skin glow from the inside-out
because now i smell like 1000-years-old Ginseng from the inside-out
Hey,
stop giving out those KFC coupons or unrealistic fliers, can!?
Its time to give out FREE SAMPLE ANTI-BACTERIAL-DETTOL SHOWER FOAM.
Ahpeks needs it.

AND don't tell me crap like, LIYU, its time for a shower.
Slap your stupid face.
I sleep on the same bed, use the same shower foam everyday for the last-nearly-fifteen-years and only now i kena rashes you-tell-me-is-hygience-problem-anot?
Its like telling me that a mother hen lay the same amount of eggs, sleeps on the same hay, eat the same brand of corns for three months, SUDDENLY STOP LAYING EGG BECAUSE OF ITS HYGIENCE PROBLEM!!
Please lah, it's probably bcos of some stupid old filthy chickens pass disease to the Hen can?!
what what what hygience problem?
You saying me lah?
chaocheebye!!
Poor mother hen can!!
So pitiful,
too bad I no authority lah haha,
if not i donate 10 million US dollars to that Chicken farm for that Hen.

walan and hor this not suay enough can,
both HANDS of mine (two hands lah what-u-expect, ten hand mehs?)
both Middle finger kena CUTS without me knowing where i got them from!!
CHAOCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBYE
then i was like finding the plaster then cannot find can,
don't be stupid and tell me, :"Oh didn't you place them nicely in your first-aid box?"
Please lah, what first-aid box,
OUTDATED LIAOS LARHS
you really believe when all those Fictional stories tells you mehs?
First-aid box.
Nowadays still got people use First-aid box arhs?
You walk in guardian you got see people sell those stupid box with a red cross in the centre, arhs?
and and and horhs,
don't tell me when you crack your head against the wall and you bleed badly,
you look for your first-aid box ah?
don't be, farnie, lahs!!
Nowadays people CALL AMBULANCE liao!!
wait for first-aid box come already die from bleeding, CAN!!

SINGAPORE SHOULD BAN SMELLY PEOPLE FROM GETTING THRU THE EZ-LINK CARD MACHINE THINGY!!
the entire Singapore populations ought to get a hygience check-up more often than what those Blood-check ups lahx.
Hygience very important can?
Like those idiot smelly people, anyhow pass their disease,
like what the SARS!!
THEY SHOULD USE TISSUE!! TISSUES!!!!
If they don't have tissue then lend from people la!!! (for example i got my supplies from Goh YinChing)
Then they will rate their hygience level, As, Bs, Cs and Ds on their NRIC!!!!
and those who scores Ds in their hygience SHOULD NOT BE QUALIFIED TO ANY POLY, JCS or UNI !!
and they shall not be granted any bursaries and scholarships...!!
but they can get DETTOL FREE!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
good idea right?
those people who are filthy looking, dirty looking, all many rice-looking (on their face like that stupid chenglingjie whose face shine from the inside-out with manymanymany oil and so unfilial to his mum who always say want- to- die- but- never- die) SHOULD DIE!!!!!

tata, i shall stop writing so annoying alwaes too much thing to say!!
and for TanBouHui you ah waste my time you know change your stupid link veri inconvenient anot!! T.T

101th post

2007-07-30T22:06:00.000+08:00

my 101th post, that means i getting older and older each day T.T
nevermind, as long as my spirits remains young,
im 10years old spiritually
WAHAHAHA
tomolo Amaths test siahs dun nid see oso sure flunk.
Then the stupid BOUBOU's blog is up then i am suppose to relink her
cannot be bothered with stupid dearie everytime change website.
1 or 2 time okay,
she more than 4,5,6 norhx.
wait nextweek (my next update) then relink,

RacialHarmony Day!

2007-07-22T20:47:00.000+08:00

Friday no go school cos want to pomten the racial harmony, HA!
veri lazy go leh still must go there change costume,
somemore i cannot wear weirdweird fabric one ! ehe!
so never go~ donwan to get itch for nothing,
Aniwae on Friday i sibeh shuang!
I whole day sleep sleepsleep,
only wake up for breakfast lunch and dinner,
wahh sleep until so mani, SO HAPPY!

Then Saturday i went to Sembawang make contact lens.
Wah then you know the Daily Diposable one,
Halfyear supply Monthly Lens also cheaper than Onemonth supply Daily lens.
Really niahs!!
Then horhs if you wear 6 months of lens,
If you use dailies de, will be about $480
If you use monthlies de, will be about $70 ONLY
SO CHEAP RIGHT!
but ofcos i buy DAILIES lens!!
WAHAHAHA!
dun wan wear lens to school mahs!
i must preserve my toot look ! o.o
my ultimate toot-look !!

Oh yah,
PEOPLE!!!
DON"T EVER GO SEMBAWANG TO DO YOUR SPECTS/LEN
KANNINABEI CHAOCHEEBYE
the shop damn smelly siahs,
somemore its not the sort of CHAIN store.
only go Chain store like SPECTACLES HUT to do your spects
DUN GO NOT-CHAIN-DE STORE
so ulu-ulu one!!
DUN GO!

Then i veri angry cos the MRT escalator got one spoil,
i must take another side one
THEN MAKE ME CONFUSE!!
THEN I TOOK THE WRONG TRAIN!!
kannina, alot of times liaos lehs
so angry how come both sides de train look de same one?
$@4$%@45

Kikimi!

2007-07-14T20:06:00.000+08:00

Waha!
Suddenly i alot inspiration!!
Suddenly thought of a JAPANESE name for myself!!
and that's-Kikimi !!!
Nice boh?
Sounds veri rhythmic right?
But im not going to use it! WAHA XD
cos like, using Japanese name so, WEIRD -____-
I book that name le worhs dun copy me ^____^
Ki~Ki~Mi~!

that Akashiko lorhs, so obsessed with Jap name,
lasttime threaten and blackmail me with that Jap name Umeya LORHS!!
like suan mei liketat
DIe oso dun wan use it,
IF YOU SEE THIS AKA-CHAN!!
DUN CALL ME UMEYA again!!

HA SO dumb

2007-07-14T17:08:00.000+08:00

HA! today i so dumb,
today i went to go out myself !! (cos i sibeh brave, so can climb up cliff, jump in fire! HA!)
Then horhs, i like so dumb,
i was in Sembawang MRT station when i wanted to go back to Admiralty.
Then i chiong up the escalator cos i see MRT leaving,
then i chiong chiong chiong!!
chiong until the MRT train like wan close,
for the sake of saving 7 minutes of waiting for another train,
i risk myself from being roti prata (Try kena kiap by the train door la, u cheebye!!)
Luckily haven become roti prata,
i run run run (Dun playplay i primary school 100metre dash de worhs!!)
then JUMP!!!
land inside the train
then the door close behind me,

SWEE!!

As expected from Miss Wongliyu,
fast and furious!!
wahahaha!!
then ya know what?

i realised i took the wrong train.

I love sleeping

2007-07-03T22:06:00.000+08:00

My life veri cham ah~
i wan go die~

oh by the fucking way!!
dun try making me angry in school cos!!
Im growing wisdom teeth lehs!
(I alot wisdom so grow wisdom teeth MUCH earlier than people, see thats what being MATURE means!
mature people are wiser and older interms of spiritually~)
LEARN FROM ME KIDS!!!!!
STOP BUYING UR TOY'R'US (or whatever-the-fucking) AND LEARN YOUR PHILOSOPHIES FROM ME! BUAWAHAHAHA!)
Now i keep biting on my cheek and i alwaes has to SMILE to separate my teeth from my cheek b4 i close my mouth,
='(
SEE! Wisdom teeth is like so fucking-thorn-in-ur-flesh!!
Tats what they means!!
TRY BITING UR FREAKING TONGUE!!
Bobian my mouth not "broad" enuff!
no space for the wisdom teeth,
i veri scared siahs cos my mouth rilli no space
the wisdom teeth only grow halfully alreadi take out alot space
GROW FULLY MY MOUTH NO SPACE FOR CABBAGE LIAO,
WAHAHAHA
then drink porridge everydae~

Guailan day

2007-06-27T20:09:00.000+08:00

That Mrs Lim Yap sibeh guai lan,
she not our Class-in charge tcher right?
Silent reading keep walking up and down staring at our class.
Kanninabeicheebye make me keep hiding (hide-n-seek)
cos i tot she wan to come and scold me sia for not handing in homework,
THEN HORHX!@
In the end she only walkwalk,
So lame lar wan exercise go other place la,
good-come-no-come-come 3-1
Crazy make ppl scare for nothing

DUN BUY HARVEST

2007-06-21T14:28:00.000+08:00

DUN EVER BUY HARVEST's FRUIT JUICES EVEN IF YOU're on the verge of dying and got stuck in a desert!!
So fucking Disgusting,
I thought when it means "No added Sugar" it means Natural sweetening,
I swear i can't taste any bit of sweetness and i wan to puke,
Summore it is the sort of "please add water by urself" type.
I should've bought PeelFresh, ='(
Harvest taste like a sweating miserable pig,
dunno what they added to make it so disgusting,
Maybe they added some human fingers..., dog fur,... cow dung or sumting into it,
mayb a rotting fungi or amputated human's feet or sumting,
(that is why u heard of many True Stories about Human chopping off their own limbs due to some cancer or sumting but you've never seen one in the hospital, maybe they traffic the illegal materials to Harvest's Fruit Juice Company or sumting!!)
AND BLEND THEM INTO THE JUICE!!!
Ewww!!

Today my idiot brother, he went to buy Contact lens for his NDP.
And it was his FIRST time wearing contact.
that lens shop horhs, whoa like many degree siahs,
He was like just took out the package of lens with my brother's eye degrees.
I heard from Cindy (lasttime ='( That she went to a Shop that HAS TO BOOKED THE LENS siahs, and waited for 1 week or sumting for the lens,

I mean thats the sort of shops YOU BETTER dun buy from,
this are the sort of cheapo shops that scared they lose money so they only book the lens when customers wan them,
not the sort of u-buy-then-u-sell types.
SO CHEAPO,
reminds me of the Admiralty Kara's Shoes Shop..zzZ,
One month and yet no stock, kanninabuchaocheebye.^____^
I hate that sort of cheapo shops,
CHEAPOs!!
Dun start business if u scared lose money lahx!!

Ohh and i witness my DUMB brother putting on his lens for his firsttime at the shop,
(and the poor guy has to teach my brother)
I dunno what's that fucking wrong with that guy
he said that my brother is "pretty fast learner"
PUKE
My brother like fail so many times lorhs, i wait until dulan.
If my brother and I swop the seats i swear i will do it FAR BETTER than what he does.
My brother is such a geek,
When the guy mentioned that the lens are make from Silicons,
my brother started chanting Ancient Geeks' Terms and saying how unreactive they are.
=___=
Do you expect wearing Sulphuric Acid-Lens tat explode in your eyes during Chemistry lessons?
So poor thing,
that Guy who taught my brother kip telling my brother to force open his eyes, stop blinking, look left and right (like traffic liketat) and up and down (see any bird shits and dog poos anot)
And rubbing the lens against the palm of his hand with the solution.
and the guy almost turned pale when i told him that the Solution Box says,"No rub"

Ohh my brother reminds me of my experience when i got infections in my eyes after the fucking OBS camp. ^____^
Then the crazy doctor give me a sort of cream and ask me to SQUEEZE INTO MY EYEBALL AND EYELID.
CREAM???
That's like so gross,
can't we use Eyedrops instead?
Disgusting!
And the bangla doctor was like telling me to open my eye bigbig
(and says that its easier for girls since they r used to mascara and eyeliners)
pull my eyelid down
and squeeze it along my eyelid,
Pui la mascara n eyeliner?
I wan to whack the doctor siahs,
i look like the sort of innocent nerds who dun wear makeups right?
how dare he tells me its easier for girls?

Today i veri happy cos we go NTUC buy alot MYOJO INSTANT PORRIDGE!
(The food will be swept away by me VERY soon =P)
We bought like err 8~10 Instant Cups Noodles and Porridge.
Happy~ HapPY~ vEry hAppy!
I tell you this wont even last us for 1 week,
HOHOHOHO,

1000 fucks can't describe my anger

2007-06-18T20:53:00.001+08:00

3 zillion of Shawn Tok can't make me happy now cos im so angry.

sian

2007-06-18T16:32:00.000+08:00

Sian, now left only less than a week of holiday and i haven even done 5% of the homework,
dun give me bullshits like "scared wat? u still left 1 week!"
Oie,
1 week out of the 4 weeks is like only about 25%.
How can i survive with the remaining 25% of the holidae to chiong the rest of the homeworks?
25%, u tink alot mehs?
when doctor diagnose u and announce tat u have a cancer and if u opt for a immediate operation u will only have a mere 25% of survival,
will u still tink the 25% veri big anots?
And horhs,
if i throw u down a 6 storeys high mountain,
and tell u tat u have a 25% of survival chances,
U STILL TINK 25% VERY BIG?
U SAY YES U TELL ME NOW,
EMAIL ME IMMEDIATELY,
I WILL KILL U WITH A BANANA SKIN,
(and wait for u to fall down a cliff, hehe!)

sian i tink i will b like lastyear chionging hmwk at the last 2 days of holiday and then left many blanks,
ho,
tats my solution,
AX+BX+CX= Infinity!!
Endless of sorrow and pain,
sobsobsobsob

oh no im so gonna die

2007-06-16T21:38:00.000+08:00

oh no im so gonna die
im going lifeless im going to bcome a new 21st century zombie,
all my blood has been sucked out and im now totally dry,
i can't even feel my saliva and my tongue feels like a rock in my mouth,
and i wan to whack my head against a wall and i found out tat my head cracked and i can see my brain beneath it,
and now i wan to go back to my coffin oh yea wait im a zombie im not a vampire,
zombie or vampire?
vampire zombie??
oh what-am-i-tokin-ha-ha-ha,
wadeva
im dead,

Satay

2007-06-16T19:14:00.001+08:00

HEHE!

EHE!

I AM CURRENTLY WAITING FOR MY SATAY@@@@
^o^
I love satay!

nabei jibai

2007-06-15T23:38:00.000+08:00

nabei jibai cannot sleep la kannina,
stupid weirdo cat with weird meow pissing me,
WEIRD CAT, fullstop
ever heard of cats crying in tis manner:"whi-eow! whi-eow!" ?
i experience it omost everyday AT NIGHT,
walan eh, the owner got feed it with fish anots?
must b everydae feed cat with weird tings, (e.g Cockroach, Papers, Blanket...)
If not y alwaes midnight cry nabei jibai they tink people dunnid sleep arhs?
kanninabei,
please loh people, nxttime b smart dun buy highrise building on the top floor,
expensive and uselesss
Still can hear your neighbour's cat nextdoor,
or else your fellow neighbour at your neighbouring HDB,
nabei jibai
i can hear the cat at least 1 kilometre away,
cheebye tats wad happen when ur parents gib birth to you with a sharp pair of ears,
everynight can hear clearly wad's happening and where,
wahlan if sumtimes ear good can hear their mahjong's tiles.
dong nan xi bei north south east west everyting hear clearclear.

Wake up wan to comb hair,
then saw my table gort one nabei jibai veri ugly insect ON MY WONDERFULWONDERFUL GASBY GEL container can?!?!!
Super ugly,
i grow until so big firsttime see so ugly insect,
wait i try find it's photo on internet
(doesn't matter who's who, every insects look the same, DNA oso no difference, same ugly)
Walan scared me to death can!?!
my heart omost boom out okae,
i quickly take the nearest Insecticide from me
(which is less than 1 metre away bcos WongLiyu's alwaes has a insecticide near her whereever she goes)
Then giv a few spray (actually more like a few dozen sprays)
Nabei the insect duno fly or jump or float,
suddenly can land like 1 metre below and go under my table can
under my table so big mess i canot find the ugly shiit,
so i quickly give a few indirect spray again (a few dozens of spray)
but i still can feel the insect's existence
(Wongliyu got power eye)
I canot find the insect la and i veri scared i dun wan go in my room can?!
chaocheebye the insect veri disgustin i nv see another similar one in my life before.
Maybe is super rare insect?

Cheebye i veri scared la i duno how it come to my room one,
wad if is reproduce frm my room one?
then gort its babies its laobu laopeh laoahgong laoahmah,
all move to my room,
then i how?
Then all the laoahhm,laoahkok, wadeva simi brothers sisters,
give birth to microscopic pests,
and the microscopic pests give birth to disease,
and other small insects,
and the small insects laopeh laobu give birth again,
WALAN EH!!
END OF MY LIFE LIAO LAR I CANNOT LIVE WITH INSECTS
chaocheebye
By the way GREAT TIPS

DO NOT BUY
i repeat
DO NOT BUY
FAIRPRICE 's insecticide (with fairprice brand)
Fairprice i mean, NTUC lehs chaocheebye
can produce simi good insecticide?
U xpect people who sell fish and vegetables to make good formula insecticide mehs?
nabei i use that insecticide kill spider oso at least need 10 sprays
(sumore first spray they dun die one)
Chaocheebye
DUN BUY THAT INSECTICIDE LA
if not bcos of my mother buy wrong
I DIEDIE OSO WONT USE TAT INSECTICIDE
nabei cheebye
A good insecticide is worth investing money for.
A good insecticide saves ur life spiritually, emotionally and physically,
SO,
spending $10~$30+ for a good insecticide is totally worth it,
Right now i wan to end my life bcos tat insect irks me and i wan to die after seein it bcos it is so fuckin ugly although-it-can't-fly-but-it-run-so-fuckin-fast
and-now-im-so-angry-and-scared-tat-i-wan-to-die

CHEEBYE!

im pissed off

2007-06-15T13:36:00.000+08:00

Walau i canot stand tis kind of people in audition
ESPECIALLY IN NPCs
They r so fuking dumb
During the game they are 24hours sprouting vulgars cursing the npcs,
the chatboard are flooded by their meaningless craps and they r kip missing,
So fucking brainless
They tink the npcs can hear their curses and stop chaining mehs?
Why they so fucking dumb?
And why must they flood the board to distract others?
I can't stand these kind of people,
I see many type of people who misses alot during NPC
but as long as they keep their trap shut i dun hate them

BUT TIS KIND OF PEOPLE, the most noobest of the noob,
the king of the noobs aree the ones who chat and miss and curse the NPC
can't they see its their fault not the Npc's?
Fucking dumb,

Fuck causeway

2007-06-13T20:52:00.000+08:00

Today is a very long, let me starts from 9.30am,
i starts changing clothes and going to chiong to bus-stop (i omost late)
Poor yinjin keep calling to kanchiong me,
actually he veri no patience lehs?
Im actually training his patience right, if not nxttime how is he goin to wait for Jiayi likethis?
hoho!
Ahhh~ luckily Yinjin standby-ed at the bus-stop (i duno how to take bus, so nid ppl to stand-by there so tat i know where to stop >.<)
13, June, 2007, The date that is my Second time I took a bus by myself, so proud of myself,
2nd time ler ^___^
although both times oso nid ppl stand-by la hehe,
Yinjin finally got a taste of what Kelvin tasted,
(waiting for me)
They so pitiful la horhs,
nevermind our class so many people,
anyhow pick one as scapegoat to standby at the bus-stop for me oso can last for 40 trips.
=p

ohh go to Nerissa house blehblehs, and we ended up quite late without doing much things,
just bickering over whether using simple or bright slides,
then me and yaling and yinjin wans to go home ler,
but they different stops from me,
then i dun wan sit bus alone mahs, (IS DUN WAN NOT SCARED)
so Yinjin and me go causeway eat,
we eat finish go separate ways
(at least reach causeway i can take MRT)
but then the dumb Yinjin i hate him larhs
i keep askin him where is the MRT he dun bother me,
ENDED UP I WALKED STRAIGHT INTO THE BUS INTERCHANGE
then i have to rewalk,
kanasai,
then at the Mrt station i remembered Dearie told me she wan to meet the Online Clothes Seller at sembawang todae so i called her and told her i go accompany lo
(dun wan so early go home >.<)
Then i so shuang,
first time i go out alone lehs!!
So i walk arnd at the sembawang mail MYSELF lo!!
HAHA so shuang,
must take down this date,
IM SO BRAVE!! IM A BRAVE GIRL~ =DD
The feeling is veri shuang (going out alone)
actually it's not so shuang if u're going out alone feeling lonely,
but im NOT the same,
i have Dearie as Angel guarding me liketat (spiritually larhx)
i keep walkin while calling her, XD (disturb disturb ^___^)
OHHHHHHHH
and i went to a toilet by MYSELF!!
WOOWOOWOO!!
I walked arnd Watson by myself and i realise tat Girls have so much tings to buy,
but i dun buy them aniwae hehe,
stupid dearie sae i tomboy (!!!)
Then we met the online clothes seller and she saes the stock will come few weeks later
and dearie has to pay first
but we trust the seller as she looked veri honest and cute!!

Ohh and after that DUE TO A DEMANDING REQUEST FROM DEARIE,
we have to go causeway point for the cheap shop to buy her mother's present,
THEN she wasted my 2 minutes 52 seconds going up and down a escalator,
THEN she's short of cash and no more EZ-card fare
AND we walk from Causewaypoint->Library->888->Woodlands Ring primary
->Woodlands Ring Secondary->Very long HDB route-> MRT-> Cross Long Road->
BASA BALAM!!
(SUUPPPERR LONG way)
i swear tis isn't a distance that any ordinary people can walk okae
nabei i tink its at least 50 km
We walk for 2 hours!!!
nabei cheebye i hate walking at NIGHT
chaocheebye
Walk until my feet so pain
I wanted to buy the basa balam ting to drink wif dearie IN A STAIRCASE
(cos lasttime we oso liketat)
I wanted to hav our last moment tgt in a staircase cos she's going to Thailand!!
='(
Ended up she did not cos she dun hav time so we just took bus home
I heat up the soup i bought at basa balam and tats it
nabei cheebye
firsttime felt tat Singapore is shooo big!!

Yea
13June 2007
Wong Liyu took a bus by herself for the second time (in her entire life!!) and walked a shopping mail by herself and walked the longest route in her life!!
(although took the bus part got cheat cos got ask ppl standby at the stop wait for me =p)

.....

2007-06-12T18:42:00.000+08:00

Wilson, Amy, Jiaqi and Xubin are out!!
ho!
Wilson out= no more shuai ge in Campus Superstar!!
Thus dun nid waste time lookin for the 2nd most shuai in campus superstar liaos,
there are NO MORE shuai ge left!
HEAR ME?
VOTE FOR SHAWN TOK aka cutecute!!
Please call 1900 112 770X!!

YESSS VOTE FOR HIM!!

Aiyo so cute <333

Wilson n Amy out

2007-06-12T00:08:00.000+08:00

hoho, Wilson n Amy are out,
actually its none of my business although Wilson is quite shuai n farnie he out no fun lerhs butthen when i hear his singing i feel its abit sucky and he is over erm, concern about his stage appearence.
Amy out i quite ke xi lehs cos she so pitiful out is cos of lack of voters!!
When they announce the name Amy, no one WOO-ed for her!!
What the fcuk!
how can they?
y no ppl woo-ed for her one,
chaocheebye, veri pitiful lehs her
tsktsk, y r all tose suckers in?

hehe

2007-06-11T12:11:00.000+08:00

hehe =P

WAHAHA

2007-06-11T11:43:00.000+08:00

aiyo y i forgive them =P
Too bad la im too FORGIVING,
HOHOHO,
Im the world kindest animal on earth!!

SUCKERS

2007-06-10T22:25:00.000+08:00

i alreadi forgiven you two ELEPHANTS what more do you want?!
WHY ARE U TWO SUCH RETARD??
I was speaking so casually with you two and YOU TWO ELEPHANT, er no KANGAROO ARE SUCH RETARDS YOU TWO KEPT QUIET AND I FEEL LIKE A PIG OR SUMTING SITTING IN A CAR WAITING FOR SUMMON,
I hate you two la,
ESPECIALLY U ELEPHANT!!
YOU ARE OLDER THAN KANGAROO WHAT,
YOU SHOULD SET A GOOD EXAMPLE RIGHT?
WTF speak to you two so casually NEVER bother me,
WAIT UNTIL I LEFT THEN ASKED whether i dun wan play with old frens liao.
WHAT?
You two never bother me lorhs,
now sae until like me fault liketat?
LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR
I spoken and you two kept quiet and did not bother me,
and now when i left, you was speaking as if i abandoned old friends,
IS IT MY FAULT OR YOUR FAULT?
first you two give me hints that you two did not wan to bother me anymore by kepting quiet, and now hinting me that i am bandoning you two!!
IS UR FAULT RIGHT?
KANA YIPU SAI!
argh,
KANGAROO ELEPHANT I HATE YOU!

NOW I HATE THE BOTH OF YOU!!

SEASONS`

2007-06-09T20:51:00.000+08:00

i feel like puking,earlier i feel like drinking ICELEMONTEA so i poured SEASONS bottled icelemontea into a cup added ice and blehbleh
I was drinking halfway when i realise i accidentally swallowed something (WHICH IS NOT ICELEMONTEA)
I looked carefully into the cup and realise there was something which looks like a piece of onion with MOULDs.
I felt so disgusted and immediately pour away the lemontea into my sink which is "jam".
I still feel VERY disgusted and i omost puke,
TELL ME WHAT IS THAT PIECE OF SHIT???SLICES OF LEMON?with moulds...?
And tell me why lemon has such a SMOOTH surface??
I WANT TO PUKE I SWEAR I WILL NV DRINK SEASONS AGAIN.
I get so many fking replies that told me: dun drink la
EASIER SAID THAN DONE,its easy for me to stop drinking but i've DRUNK it i feel so disgusted i duno whether worms are going to breed in my interestines anot!!
I WAN TO PUKE!
tell me serve me right for not lookin at what im drinking
WHO THE HELL WILL GET SUSPICIOUS OVER A DRINK WITH PROPER BRAND LAR?
AH U TELL ME, Have you seen fingers in your coke?
NO RIGHT?
HOW DO I NOE THERE IS SUCH DISGUSTING TING IN SEASONS?
now i feel like there is sumting trying to choke my throat from the insides.sumting stucking in my throat.

THIS IS HOW MY SINK LOOK LIKE AFTER POURING THE LEMON TEA INTO THE "CHOKED" SINK. (LOOK AT IT CAREFULLY CAN U SEE WEENY WEENY STUFF FLOATING ON THE SINK?)

And you dun nid to ask me why are there spoons, i threw de lah canot is it?

You so clever u go wash lah,

AND YES ITS THIS BRAND THAT MAKES ME EMOTIONALLY MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY HURT AFTER DRINKING THE GROSS DRINK.
BTW DUN TELL ME GARBAGE LIKE MAYBE THEY DINT FILTER IT PROPERLY.

Tell me why i see onions in my drink?

with moulds...?

Fuck you

2007-06-09T18:47:00.000+08:00

*signs in to MSN*
WALAU NO LEAVE MSG TO APOLOGISE!!
Dun wan forgive u ler la u can die somewhere else or get drown in a drain
I DON"T CARE!!
YOU HEAR ME!!??
I DON"T CARE LIAO
I DON"T WANT FORGIVE YOU LIAOS!!
NI QU SI BAHS!
YOU CAN GO TO HELL NOW
NO ONE WILL MISS YOU!!

I will forgive you

2007-06-09T18:40:00.000+08:00

I WILL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU SAY SORRY BUT YOU MADE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT INSTEAD!!
Stupid elephant,
argh, nvm i forgot that elephant DONT HAVE my handphone number,
Anywae how could i betray my OWN CONSCIENCE??
I must NEVER FORGIVE that elephant
HEARHEARHEAR ME??

NO amount of Shawn can cheer me up cos im steaming+firing and i need fire-engine and fire-fighters NOW!!
Poor me, i think i need ALOT of my ARTISTIC drawings~my BEAUTIFUL drawings to cheer myself up ='(
*sniff*-

KAI SARKS

2007-06-09T18:27:00.000+08:00

Im not angry but im angry and im angrying!!
argh
God-DAMN YOU!
IM ANGRY
AND IT's YOUR FAULT

YOU TINK U VERI BIG DEAL MEHS?
Say i xtra,
nabei la u,
its like telling me im xtra and im not needed here,
Goddamn,
You tink i wan to b here?
Who wans to spend her afternoon speaking to TWO-elephants who were talking ON AND ON about Maplestory and Dota..?
IM not interested okay,
It was so kind of me not going to sleep but accompanyin YOU TWO and now YOU sae i extra,
I GROW UNTIL SO BIG,
THE PEOPLE I HATE MOST ARE THE ONEs WHO,
1)TELL ME THAT IM EXTRA (and thats you)
2)Sprouting vulgars at me,
3)Asking me to diam(shuddup),

AND YOU TOLD ME THAT IM EXTRA?
u tink i like u mehs?
not happy siam lar,
who wan tok to u?
Hope you drop your eyeballs in your soup,
!@#!
Back to topic,
actually im not realli angry,
but i hav a sort of urge to make myself angry,
Argh @@@ i duno wad im tokin about,

Aniwae im not realli angry but im angry. (sproutin nonsense again)
I was quite angry at that moment when that elephant told me that IM BEING EXTRA,
I got so angry i left the MSN conversation immediately and wrote kanninabuchaocheebye in my personal msg,
lol, hope people dun see it =X
I think that two elephants hasn't seen it yet,
i left so quickly and sign out my MSN within 5 seconds after writing the vulgars in my personal msg =P
Spoil my image!! argh,
and now i dun feel like signing in into MSN :(

oh ='(

2007-06-07T00:20:00.000+08:00

I feel so bad when i scroll back my previous posts..
how could i betray Shawn and support so many other people??
='(((((((
SHAWN IS SO CUUUTEE how can i THROW HIM AWAY FIND OTHER IDOLS TO SUPPORT!!
NONO SHAWN I LIKE U THE BEST,!!
and i like Junjie, Guohao and Wilson too !!!
arghhh
I LIKE TOO MANY PEOPLE le >.<
nvm all support =D

CSS

2007-06-06T23:55:00.000+08:00

TOP LIST OF PEOPLE IN CAMPUS SUPERSTARS MUST SUPPORT!!
(If the people u support does not appear on my list, then u can GIVE UP HOPES on him/her bcos I guarantee chop that only the people that appear on my list here will be one of the TOP FOUR,and dun waste money supporting people who WILL lose)

i repeat, people who u support does not appear on my namelist here SARKS and therefore should b eliminated.

1) Benjamin
Why? Because he's lively i like what,
2) Fukuan
CSS will be lacking alot of fun without him
3)Guohao
Funny guy MUST SUPPORT!! (his video makes me luff like siao)
4)Junjie
So cute and lively I like!!
5)Shawn
CUTE AND BEST VOCAL, I LIKE!!
6)Wilson
Sibeh shuai and cute and lively what, I LIKE!!
7)Zijie
Monkey! =D

**Not supporting girls**(They not lively one, look at pictures all of them only know how to act pretty and cute infront of cameras, not fun one :(

I LOVE CAMPUS

2007-06-06T23:40:00.000+08:00

I love campussuperstar!!
They so "lively" one.
not like lastyear =x, the campus students like STONE and MUMMIES liketat.
This year campus superstar their frenship damn good,
they damn cute oso!!
I changed my mind i love everyone in Campus Superstar!!
~.~
They veri cute u noe,
cry for each other when their fwens get elliminated.
T___T i suddenly wished i oso inside
i wan frens like them =P
Then they sibeh cute norhs!!

Go to http://u.mediacorptv.com/css2/avroom.htm
Watch the one:"Behind the scenes"
wakau=p
this video makes me fall in love with Wilson.
(I tink tats his name)
U look at sumwhere bhind the middle part.
veri farnie lorhs AHA!!
and the Junjie i tink,
the wear spects one,
oso veri cute,
nono every boys oso veri cute!!
girls no fun one no "life"

Wilson sibeh shuai, (Shawn, i still support u dehs!! ~.~)

Say "pui" he not shuai?

Wait till nextrnd u will regret spitting at him cos he is FUCKING SHUAI!!

Kai and Bay so lucky ='( Wilson same school as them!!

I oso wan same school as tat shuai ge!!!

-*pack bag* ready to transfer to Catholic High-

Wabiang eh im really in love with the Campus SuperStars this year!

I support every boys! Who win i osho happy!!

~~~~~~~

This year the Campus SuperStar (except for 1) the males,

all is nort the sort of ppl ACT SHUAI one lorhs,

u see them, do all kinds of farnie things not scared spoil image

EXCEPT for someone who only know how to make use of his Looks..

HMPH!

100 reasons to vote for Shawn

2007-06-06T14:49:00.000+08:00

The top 10 reasons for voting Shawn.
1)Shawn is cuuuttee
2)Shawn has the best singing
3)Shawn will win@@ (So dun waste any of ur money voting for ppl who will lose!!)
4)I support Shawn. (SO MUST YOU!!)
5)Shawn is short. (So we must let him win so he will get more $$ then feed him until he grow taller!! Then can marry me!)
6)Shawn needs love from you and me!! (sob* probably tats the reason y he couldn't grow taller!)
7)Shawn needs support!! (If you dun care about Shawn, then who will??!!)
8)Shawn needs money!! (To feed him with the best tonic so he can grow)
9)Shawn is the best. (SINCE HE IS THE BEST VOTE FOR HIM LARH!!!)
10)Shawn will marry me.(Thus he needs more money to make me the happiest bride)

GOT IT??!!
VOTE FOR SHAWN NOW!!
PLEASE CALL 1900-XXXX-XXXX !!

WEE!
Wow!
Ah!!
Aww!!

Please note*: The last picture is totally unrelevant, just trying to promote my drawing =)

Campus madness

2007-06-04T20:59:00.000+08:00

Showing: Campus Superstar

Liyu: Papa, m4 my school one nehs,
Papa: orhs, him ah? aiyeh mouth so ugly,
Liyu: -scream- SHAWN TOK!!!!! (m5)
Papa: huh? He Loyang Secondary one nehs,
Liyu: then?
Papa: u neva support support ur school one?
Liyu: support for what? he's my Shawn Tok's rival lehs,
Papa: You support Shawn Tok mehs? i wan to whack him with broom lehs.
Liyu: he so cute u whack him i whack u back.

SHAWN TOK IS SO FUCKING CUTE AND HIS VOCAL IS THE BEST!!
I LOVE SHAWN TOK!!!
WOOHOO!!
CUTECUTECUTE BOY!!

fcuk bugis

2007-06-03T22:12:00.000+08:00

Tdae we went to bugis (Dearie, Ahmah, Jody, and Jasmine)
We are so darn poor (dearie and me)
WE ONLY GORT $10 !!!!
If this is sum sort of SURVIVOR contest to see who can use the least amount of money, BOTH OF US WILL WIN FOR SURE!!
WE SURVIVED WITH $10~
Kanasai we todae ate at Bugis Cafe then, me and dearie was sharing the "Moutain Fries" and both of us have a bowl of SOUP OF THE WAY EACH
The mountain fries was like so damn wasted even though we vowed not to waste and ended up throwin away about HALF PORTION of the fries. (Fcuk the fries, tasteless one..)
(Oh and this is not the worst food we had.)
Jody, Limin, Dearie and Jasmine, ALL FOUR OF THEM,
went into the toilet and LEFT ME ALONE in the Bugis cafe to wait for them,
and u noe what?
They spent about half an hour in the toilet MAKE-UP (cosmetics!!)
They so shu-nu lor,
ehe not like me right,
so sui bian one.
I so pitiful lor still need wait for them to hua zhuang, (make-up)
puii lor if is me, i dun even bother to touch-up my make-ups
I so odd one out, all of them have makeups on their face EXCEPT me.
Nevermind, I am preserving the culture of pure, innocent teenages, featuring innocent childhood times~

and Me and Dearie could not stand the climate in Bugis Street lor
So hot and stuffy and everyting fcuked up and and we're standing so long and and we need breaks. So we got separate from them to go to Bugis Junction.
After that we met up in the Bugis Junction and nanana, and they took 2 hours (or more than that) taking photos,
Me and Ahmah was like so sian diao cos we were not interested in phototaking,
hmph, as usual im the UGLIEST one norhs chaoceebye.
Ehh then we went to pastamania.
AND THAT'S WHEN DISASTER starts

Me and Dearie was so poor and facing Severe Money Shortage (SMS) so we ordered the Italian Soda ($3) and Potato Salad ($3).
Fcuk the salad it is so damn gruesome and i wanna puke.
It is in a PATHETIC container and it has only MAYONAISE+PLAIN POTATO.
YUcks!!
The potato is so tasteless, the mayonaise+plain potato combination is lethal enuff to kill a dinosaur.
pui lor we r so damn disgusted so we jus have a few spoonful and we starts playing with the food,
i added Pepper sauce, chilli, cheese, errhh alot things inside and mix them up into weird colour and me and Dearie starts vandalising every piece of paper we see with her eye-liner:
"Potato Salad sux"
We even wrote one behind the table number card !!
This is when one of the staff saw this and asked if we wan any replacement of food for the potato salad
and the Staff automatically gave us our refund without being asked to.
(it was so kind of her)
We feel veri sorry and mean, but the potato salad is truly disgusting and enuff to turn off any hungry herbivore.
AND WE HATE POTATO SALADs!

when the staff asked Dearie for comments about the Salad
she saed:"Oh the mayonnaise, it is too much, ya kno', the creame.."
I wanted to interrupt her and say
"OH EVERYTING ABOUT TIS SALAD is so fcking wrong, see, the combination of potato and mayonaise is lethal and the potato is so fking tasteless and yea u shld cut the potato into smaller pieces oh by the fucking way, can u not use this fuking container to put salads?'

Freaking phonecalls

2007-06-02T10:04:00.001+08:00

This is freaking,
todae sum "aunties" called and refused to hang up the phone after 76 RINGS!!!
SEVEEENTY-SIX. (I COUNTED!!)
And i refuse to pick up the phone, (oie i sleeping lehs!!)
And the freaking ring-ringings last for at least 10minutes.
*(When im on bed, nothing can get me out of it)
When im awake to use the computer,
that freaking auntie (supposingly who was the previous caller) called and i answered the phone.

Auntie: heeeeelllllllllllllooooo, isssss youuuuurr mummmmmmm in?
(Auntie dragging her voice like a snail speaking)
Liyu: No
(I speaks like a rocket, fast and speedy, faster than Mercedes)
Auntie: whhhhhhy?????? wheeeeereeeee shhhhhhee go?
Liyu: Duno
Auntie: yooooouuuu dunnnnnno? whyyyy u dunnno? u herrrrr daughter righttt?
Youuu at home?? NNNeverrrmind, wwwwwhhhhhennnn shee comes home, telllllllls herrrrr to callllll me.

THIS IS FREAKING LOR
Who the hell know who r u la,
just tell me to tell my mother to call u back.
U tink limpei know u issit?
Who the shit u tink u're.
Fucking aunties alwaes assuming that WE KNOW who's the annoymous caller.
AND why must i know where my laobu go?
not ur taiji right?
cheebye,
YOU wan to know where she goes for what?
ur taiji issit?
You know where she goes u oso canot call her right?
har har har?
So auntie this kind of thing oso want to know.
The worse is, they alwaes ask stupid questions like,
"Whhooo are you? Youuu her son?"

Chaocheebye la ofcos we is mother-and-child-relationship la.
Kannina if not what?
You xpect limpei me pick up the phone and tell u,
:"HALLO! Limpei xi laobu eh chabo, simi taiji?"

FUCK YOU lar!!
And why u drag ur voice until liketat?
limpei hear ur voice until sibeh dulan u noe,
Drag so long, limpei chionging marathon with time lar,
where gort so many time listen to u????
If everyone drag a ONE minute conversation into a TEN minute conversation with me,
i'll waste alot time u noe?
Limpei watchin show on computer halfwae u disturb ppl nevermind,
ask limpei ani zuai questions,
u tink limpei know how to answer mehs?
Kannina, if i ask u where ur daughter go,
U OSO DUNO RIGHT?
Chaocheebye then why must i know where my mother go?
You dai ji mehs?

This kind of lame shit u oso wan to ask har?
So many things u wan to ask next time when u ask u can sun bian ask me how many child my mother has, how many husband how many affairs outside la.
You know what?
THIS IS PERSONAL TAIJI,
why must let u noe?
And what, chaoceebye what stupid question ofcos I AM AT HOME LAR!
If not u think u calling to police station mehs?
u calling my mother right not me what, why must ask?
Similancheow everytime got tis kind of tai ji.
And what,
"TELL YOUR MUM CALL ME BACK LATER,-hang up the phone-"
knn who the hell know who u la,
Chao turtle, and so irritating leh those aunties,
CALLED liao once sae not home, 10 minute later call again,
Oie, u tink people so fast come home mehs?
IF limpei de limbu at Chuachukang, ToaPayoh, AngMoKio,... come here to admiralty and take the lift oso nid at least 45minutes right?
u so kanchiong call for what?
Eat sai la nexttime wan call my mother better pray that the person who answer the phone is not me la, if not limpei treat u eat sai la, tamade!!

PCbunk dae

2007-05-28T20:02:00.001+08:00

Yay todae went to Huizhen's house to do project
Waste so much of my freaking time on the freaking bus in the end went to Huizhen's house but no Powerpoint.
Then our group decided EVERYONE DO ONE SET,
whoever one is nicest then present.Todae AH!!!!!!!

MUST BLOG ABOUT THIS BIGBIG,
WONGLIYU HAS FIRST RIDEN A BUS BY HERSELF AT 10AM, 28 OF MAY, 2007!
-Achievement-
luckily Kelvin was standby-ing on the stop that i was supposed to reach.
BECAUSE I DUNNO WHICH STOP TO STOP AT!!
Ahhhh!
Sibeh scared u noe,
stupid bus,
i nv sat one bus by myself b4!!
Then they stupid ask me to count 5 stops then stop.
PLEASE LOR I COUNTCOUNTCOUNT,
but dunno which stop i at =x
then in the end count wrong,
THANKS GODNESS I SAW SILLY KELVIN's TOOT FACE STANDBY-ING ON THE BUS STOP THERE!!
='((((((((((((
If not i sure go wrong place!!

Huizhen house veri fun, got one little chicken u wind it then it will goes, tock`tock`tock` around the floor de, heheee =D
Then Huizhen veri kind treat us Yakault and one FereroRocher (Duno how to spell tat freaking word)
I drank the grape flavour one.
HEEEEEHEEEEEEEE!
Then we went to PCbunk.
I tell u i swear i won't go PCbunk EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
SO boring take the freaking MRT ride take so long one,
waste money go there,
then in the end reach liao then veri sleepy.
Then no energy,
instead of playing i was slacking arnd playing with mousecursors -____-
SO BORED Lor ok,
especially when the clock strikes 4pm.
TINkkk`Kkk``kkKkk`!!!
Wong Liyu's nap time.
Then i wan to sleep but canot sleep.
(where gort ppl sleep in bunk siao ah?)

Todae not bad gort see 3 chiobus =D
We dunno one lah hehe,
just go to the room then realise they sit just 5 metres away from me only.
Then todae i veri angry leh
We actually planned to eat in LongJohnSilver one.
But bcos of DEAR YINCHING,
who insist tat LongJohnSilver is more expensive than FOODCOURT,
so he and kelvin joined forces and FORCED ME GO FOODCOURT EAT!!
BAD ANOT?
So fking nan chi lor,
simi Squid lunch set la,
the auntie light the fire scared me half to death.
luckily it was YinJin who helped me carry, wahiakhiakhiak!! >=D
then veri nan chi lor,
nan chi to death
summore gort chao tah taste.
THEN i wan to buy drink (cos v nan chi nid sum drinks to rinse my mouth)
the queue so fking long.

SEE!!
Thats what happen if u try eating in Foodcourt.
FOODCOURT VERI CHEAP MEH?
Stupid YinJin.
In the end still spent about $5 what.
$5 canot eat in LongJohn mehs?
At least LongJohn is quality hygience, (err perhaps) and better food wad!!!
Foodcourt is the place to eat when you feel like eating sumting nan chi !!
not sum good place to eat at when u're craving for fishnchips larhhhhss..

Then ii so poor lorh.
only bring $30+ go to PCbunk!!
AND THATS MY ENTIRE ASSET liao!!!!!! (duno how to spell)
veri poor right,... ='(
Sob, shld hav study well for exam
then can take money from father,
Todae veri farnie,
after going to PCbunk then we went walkwalk arnd
THEN KELVIN AND YINJIN, OMFG,
WANTED TO GO TO THIS FASHION!!!!
i alwaes tot Guys were v unenthusiastic in shopping one,...
but unexpectedly, the guys were even more enthu going to shopping than me.

Kelvin: Lets go orchard lah, there alot shops one.
Liyu: dun wan i veri sleepy i wan go home sleep.
Kelvin: Lets go to marina, we go there shop.
Liyu: dun wan i wan go home..
Kelvin: we can go stop at Bishan Junction 8 oso... alot shops one.
Liyu: dun wannnnnnnnnnnnnn..
MRT train announcement: This train will ends at Yishun. Please alight at the next stop.
Kelvin: aiyerh nvm we can go Yishun oso, got Northpoint lehs.
Liyu: DUN WAN LARHS GOGOGOGO ur head i wan go ADMIRALTY!! ADMIRALTY!!! I WAN GO HOME SLEEP!!
Kelvin: ='(

Fcuk parents meeting session

2007-05-26T13:18:00.000+08:00

Top tips b4 "releasing ur parents from cage to meet the teacher".

Liyu: Papa, u dote me right?
Papa: Yes. I dote u.
Liyu: Then later see tcher u canot scold me ok..?
Papa: Ok.

P.S: I've just learnt the WitchCraft.

Today Parents meeting sibeh angry.
The Mr Roy is like making-up stories about me lorhs.
He like so eat shit(s) one. (one shit not enuff for him)
You know what he said about me?
He said i nid to improve on my manners and think be4 i say anything.

WHAT?
Laocheow la u, SAY I NO MANNERS?
Fcuk u la, i alreadi like so nice to u u still say i no manners?
Please lah, what does he mean when he sae i no manners?
Just bcos i talk to you with slant languages and singlish doesn't means i no manners okay.
HolyCrap.
And there's this white form that other subjects teachers write their comments on that form about you.
Please loh, what is my other subjects teachers'comment?
I got comments from maths that i've shown improvement, and other comments like my studies veri bad blehblehbleh, blur..., and that I am a 100% FULL-TIME smilling girl ok !!
Tamade, smile to u oso call no manners ah?
Chaojibai la u Mr Roy, nxt time i dun nid even look at u when i talk liao.
I DUN wanna see ur fcuking face.

The Mr Roy is like so fart tart.
Actually he IS a fart-tart.
Say i no manners, fcuk u larh,
From Primary 1 until Secondary 2 all my conduct has been rated EXCELLENT and VERY GOOD.
And all the comments received by teachers are,
Liyu is a Cheerful and amiable student, She shows potential... She is a polite girl,..
TODAE, suddenly i broke my record and sum fcuking teacher was commenting about my bad manners.
Bad manners ur SHIT, Mr Roy,
and its a VERY BIG mistake of Mr Roy to teach my father HOW to deal with me,
He told my father to be stricter on me and PLUG OFF my computer to stop me from using and if wan can EMPLOY TUITORS to keep an eye on me and have SIBLING or PARENT at home to keep a watch on me.

Im a human, not a dog.
SEE SEE SEE for what? SEE what see, ur business ah?
After hearing that, I decided i will hate Mr Roy foreva,
and my beloved father DEFINITELY won't do that to me,
That Roy shall die, not me,
Sucker.
I sleep the whole day long, why don't u conviscate my bed to stop me from sleeping?
Why don't u clash the LCDs to stop people from watching Televisions?
MR ROY, ur children will GROW UP to be like me,
GET A LIFE la MR Roy,
I know you are a kid-spoiler and how dare u teach my father how not to spoil me.
UR CHILDREN WILL BE 100X TIMES WORSE OFF THAN ME!

And u noe what else that fuck-up Roy told me?
He was like teaching me a lessons about I shouldn't talk to a teacher like how i speaks to my friend.
Please lah RoyRoy.
What? School has alreadi restricted our movement, now u're trying to restrict my words?
So what can i say?
YES MR ROY, SURE MR ROY, I WILL DO IT MR ROY, THANK YOU MR ROY.
Fcuk u lah, u tink im born to b ur slave?
Why must i fcukingly listen to u,
I dun gib a fcking damn to u larhs
Summore IM BEING FRIENDLY to speak to u like how i speak to my fren,
ANYWAY,
I wont be speaking u like how i speak to my frens anymore,
I LOVE my fwens, but NOT you, sucker,
I will be speaking to u like how i speaks to elephant,
hmppphh~~~~~~

P.S: What? Blog is meant for fa xie xin qing, if vulgar oso canot type out i alreadi burst liao, i angry okay, y can't i type vulgars? Its only on blog, i dun sae it in reality anyway...~
(I in reality v good de right? =p)

Oh by the fcuking way, i dunno how to comfort my dearie ='(
I hate parents meeting larhs,
the teachers ENJOY saying until like we yi wen bu zhi, (Not even worth a cent)
The fcuking fcuked up Mrs Lee was such a big shit.
She tink she VP veri pro mehs? Say my dearie until so pek chek,
liketat say my dearie until so lan bcos she score F9s
Anyhow sae us, stupid la u cbs people
OPEN UR EYE BIGBIG,
Dun judge our morals with our grade la
That Mrs Lee think she big-shot one larh,
She tink she has the greatest MORAL and EQ on earth.
In my opinion she has a veri LOW MORAL bcos she waste food in canteen and even a LOWER EQ bcos she can't control her temper,
if i learn Blackmagic i will turn her into smallsmall and throw her off a high building.
HMPH~~~~

I so freaking jian

2007-05-25T21:25:00.001+08:00

Wee! Tml my last dae of school. (tamade tml still nid go sch cos i got parent meeting)
Yay! Tml cut hair, (happy cos i hate my hair =x)
(During Sms-ing)
Me: Ahping u wad time come home, pei me cut hair
Ahping: Sat cut la. Fridae i abt evening cum hm then go shoppin with matthew
Me: Ah? u wan cut mehs? u like no hair liao, later bcome like papa then u noe.
Ahping: Ya. i cutting on sat. wat no hair? can comb lor.

PS: Me and Dearie has patched up!! Damn unfillial son (Lingjie) for trying to break us up. Our love is strong and even if its gameover we can restart all over again!!
Summore i learnt my skills from Bob to build love with Dearie!!(Bob the builder)
walala,
Our unfillial son so unfillial siahs, he wan his papamama to divorce!!
wont de lingjie!! papa and mama will nv divorce!!
you will definitely get to ENJOY the full love from ur Papa(dearie ^_^) and Mama(me ^___^) FOR DECADES!!
UNLESS U DIE FIRST, stupid ahboi,...

Phobia

2007-05-24T13:42:00.000+08:00

Liyu: Ahmah, todae sec 2 camp ah? Mrs Willan gort go anot?
Limin: dunno lehs, mayb gort, so many teachers gort go,
Liyu: Sure mehs? See that Willan wear until liketat, bocolin will go camp wad.
Dress until so bright, go jungle first to be eaten by lion.

lao guai wu, her voice veri stern one lorh,
scold ppl until xia si ren,
I so innocent and guai people, oso kena scold by her.
Her favourite quote:"I'll FAIL YOUR SPA!"
followed by, "you will FAIL your skill one!!"
Go ahead, failing practical for chemistry is like only half subject to me,
i've alreadi failed six, half subject makes no difference.

I hate practical norhs,
i press the burette until my hand so painful,
then i nv write the "pt zero" only oso kena scold for 5minutes.
OH!
And the most irritating part of her is,
after she scold finish, she will shout loudly, :"GO!!"
Walau kannina, scold ppl finish jiu ask ppl go away?
So rude still dare comment on others ppl's attitude.
Kannina, the school territory your limpei own one ah?
Liketat ask ppl siam,
and she veri guai lan leh,
she only scold ppl with a stupid face (like me lor!)
As if my forehead got tattoo F9 siahs!!

Mrs Willan and Mr Willan same pattern one lorhs,
They like to downlook stupid people (like me lar)
Walau, and The Mr Willan and Mrs Willan pattern veri alike one,

Mr Willan's favourite quote (That's abit long, by-the-fcuking-way):
"I earn grands of US dollars per month, its my LOSS to teach in this school, but I accepted the SCHOOL's offer, and here i am, lossing money and time as i am teaching here."
"I am respected by people. I am a PROFESSIONAL, that's bcos, I HAVE the KNOWLEDGE! I HAVE the EDUCATION,"
"I have invented the (blehblehbleh) and the (blehblehbleh) was invented by me,"
"I HIRED PEOPLE thousands dollars per month to form a group and do discussions...."
"Let me say it again, It IS MY LOSS to teach in this school, to teach you students, i've to choose between earning more money in my previous job or earning less money from teaching, and i've choosen to teach, I've choosen the school, not the school choosing me," and,
"PEOPLE pay me money for my talk,"
"..and students've learnt from me, they SHOULD learn from me..."

Mrs Willan's favourite quote: "All the students i've teach scored PERFECT in the SPA, i expect the same thing from you.."
"..even the Sec Fours have to let their results check by me thoroughly one by one by me,"
"most of my students achieve DISTINCTIONS for their chemistry,"
"I've never set an easier paper than this mid-year before, this is the EASIEST paper I'd set, and yet i have 10 failures!!"
"I've been invited by the !#% to do science research in THEIR laboratory.... "

If you cannot infer similarities from this two "evidence", YOU FAILED YOUR SOCIAL STUDIES!!!!!!
VERY EASY ONE,

Divorce?!

2007-05-23T13:46:00.000+08:00

Dearie ji rang want divorce me for ruffling her hair!!
T______________T (her fringe only)
So sad -sniff-*
It shows that her hair matters more than me!!
This is not zhen ai... (true love)
='(

365 daes

2007-05-18T18:01:00.000+08:00

Do you think i will be able to reach 365 posts?
I dun tink so im kip posting ppl's bad words =X,
sure would be killed b4 i get to post 365 posts after 299 days =D

Todae changed sitting arrangement,
Veri sad lorh,
the Mr Roy treat me like a retard.
He must purposely placed ppl of other race beside me so that i will be "forced" to speak english.
And you know what?
There are only 2 ppl that are non-chinese in 3E1.
Poor those 2,
Poor Surej, he's been complaining about his partner, (actually that's mui =x)
then now he has to sit bside Xiu Qi.
It's not cham to sit bside Xiu Qi,
but sumhow u can get a heartattack or breathing difficulty (if you're beside her)
Or both.
Poor Surej, it's not cham to sit bside Xiu Qi u noe,
its just that she is abit lifeless.
If i were to sit bside her, i tink my lifespan will be shortened by half.
If there is a fire broke up in Woodlands Ring Secondary,
She will be last to escape from the scene.

Xiu Qi: liiiiiiiiyuuuu, yoouuu goott reeceeeeeeeeeiive thhiiiiisss foormm??
(approximate time taken for Xiuqi to speak that sentence= 10 seconds)
Liyu: errr i dunnno leh.
(approximate time taken for me to speak that sentence= 1 seconds)
XiuQi: hharrr, hoooowwww????? weeee diddddddnnnennnn geeettt, hhiiinneerrryyy, hinnneerrryyy, hinnnerrrrrryyyyyy,..... (actually she is calling Hilary's name)

My sitting partners are worst.
Shahirah is killing me, and i tink she's going to bring a rope on Monday,
can threaten me at anytime she wants with a rope hanging loose on my collar.
ShangQian is infront of me, thanks godness,
No longer beside me, MUAHAHA,
if not will get asthma attack if he laughs at me during a bad mood day.
(You dunno loh, he alwaes laugh at me one nehs!!)
Jasmine who is beside ShangQian and thus diagonal from me.
Erhh Ahmah who is about 2 seats away from me,
(i can shout across to tok to her =x)
DarDar quite near me, >=X can hold her hand anytime i wan. ^__^
AND STPID HONGYI behind me,
i hate him and he hate me,
MY drawing of turtle is so **king nice,
He still come and scold me,
SO CUTE NORHS OK!!
if i am him i will preserve the drawing,
Anyhow sae the table oso is my half-possession ok,
it's my Ex-table and my mothertongue period table!!

I think both my sitting arrangement (from last term and this term) is equally quite good larh wahahaa,
although the last term sitting arrangement is better xD,
Can scold Surej and YinJin and and behind got Kelvin and Shahirah.
='(
Now dun have!!!
SOOOBBBBBB,
no more rambling of AuditionSea and PCbunk!! (Kelvin)
no more complaining of England's English International Pro!! (Surej)
no more lending of TISSUE!!!!!! (YinJin)
nvm ji ai sun bian,
perhaps i might be able to find a new Sunshine or a Sunrise on Shahirah or sumting.
Btw she hates my pencil case (Pork!!)

Geography fail

2007-05-17T21:54:00.000+08:00

Mdm Timah: There are 2 Failures in 3-1 and 20 Failures in 3-3
3-3: WHOOOAA!!!
3-1: WHOOOAA!!!
Liyu(ME LA!): *WAHAHHA* ahmah, i tink the 2 failure sure is me and you,
Limin: *after getting the paper*, HAH I FAIL LEH
Liyu: I KNEW IT *WAHAHHAA* the 2nd failure sure is me liaos *WAHAHAHA* sibeh farnie
Limin: Suay mouth...
Liyu: *after getting the paper*, VERI FARNIE LEH AHMAH! only 2 failures then we oso tio, *giggles* so suay arh us? I knew it loh, it will be us, *giggles...*
Limin: *frown* ahh, u veri suay mouth leh

I annouced that that r no more failures in 3-1 for geography cos Ahmah and Me went to dig out sum marks =p
Actually is that Dumpling head (Mdm Timah) anyhow mark loh,
i mean,.. im such a Geography genius how could i have fail?
I wrote sumting sumting and she only giv 2 marks,
sibeh piak piak` piak`` !
see ppl fail oready still make until liketat.
Wakao =X i tink i rilli is super failure.
That chou ahmah so little subjects fail (she like 3 or 4 only lorh..)
I failed 6 subjects i tink..
I only passed my Chinese and Humanities, (3 CHEERS FOR HUMANITIES!)
Engerlish dunno y can fail one,
Im such a engerlish champion oso can fail, then other ppl dun nid to pass liao la,
faster go burn ur paper, !!

My art is still as Beautiful and Gorgeous as ever.. =)
Todae Surej claim to have borrowed my blackmarker long ago and came to return
(although i dun rilli rmb lehs..)
then vandalise, i mean actually its not vandalising,
its a "creation of art"
0r, "creation of art(s)"
so beautifullest lorh my drawing
no people can fight that.

3 Cheers to obesities.

That's Mr Willan im drawing btw =)
i tot i shld draw sum portraits of him before he passed on you see...
(passed on = angmohs' way of saying die)

Btfw(by-the-fcuking-way), This post had encountered sum freaking problem and blogger has claim to "notified" an engineer. Huh? what is engineer's doing on blogger? Isn't an engineer's job to build house mehs?

Fuck CLDDS

2007-05-15T14:39:00.000+08:00

I've developed hatred(S) FOR THE ENTIRE CHINESE DEPARTMENT,
HATE THEM
Firstly, todae sibeh angry, Lingjie passed to me a piece of Mid yr examination (CHINESE Listening) question paper.
ME: WHAT? WHAT WHAT?
Lingjie: Ohhh, our higher mothertongue took the wrong paper, taketaketake, keep inside ur bag.

SIBEH pissed off, not bcos my paper was mistaken for a tissue wipe by the Higher Mother Tongue (Higher so what? Big deal mehs?)
but because I'VE TO KEEP IT INSIDE MY BAG,
while everybodies' else are left overnight at the
Staff Room (Air Conditioned)
Fuck lo, Paper never becomes paper again when they're placed in my bag, they becomes pulps, paper pulps.

NEXT,
another angry thing about Chinese Departments,
their dearest CLDDS teachers had ask sum CLDDS-ers to convey the msg to US, the EX-CLDDS-ers to join in their
Friday (qing gong duno wad-the-fuck)
(Dinner lai de i tink)

Please loh, what-the-fuck
We quitters of CLDDS got-anything-got-to-do-with-CLDDS-mehs?
I dun nid ur DINNER la BULLSHIT
Like what? You think what they will served us?
Abalone? Shark Fin soup?
Please loh, the most you will get is sum Chicken bones and sticky-fried-bee-hoon for ur buffet larhs,
I DUN NID IT !!
If i wan a meal i can go anytime i want in a PROPER restaurant or sumting, I DUN HAVE to go ur cheebye school and have a meal there.
From my knowledge,
taking a meal in WRSS is equivalent to having a meal WITH cockroaches plus all the extinct insects flying around u.

My dear CLDDS teachers,(im not so sure about other quitters)
BUT,
I quitted CLDDS on my own accord,
BIG shit for them to announce it as i was "kicked out"
Now they are begging us quitters to go back to the fucking dinners so that our school dun look too miserables with veri few students.
Making use of us when u nid it eh?
Im pretty sure they announced it as quitters are kicked off
(which is false)
Because they are making propaganda (wadeva) to motivate students to strive if not they will be kicked off,
and not have more students quitting as followers of quitters like me ;-)

WHICH IS FUCKING CHEEBYE.
They are interrupting Students' normal lifestyle.
YOU DESERVE BETTER.
You deserve to get afternoon nap after school during rainy days and a carton of Ben & Jerry waiting in ur fridge.
NOT stay back everydae for a fucking preparations of concert and perform to earn money for school and be REWARDED WITH ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT-CHICKEN BONES-BUFFET.
and NOT SWEAT like a soupy-chicken ready to be thrown into a pot.

Understand darlings?
What-the-fuck-do-we-need-CCAs-for?
The school need us to have a CCAs but we need not have a CCA.
I rather pant like a pig during a sports event (for once a year) rather than spending my time sweating out (everydae) in-and-out for CCAs.
I'd rather die i tell you.

PS: Mr Willan (aka Mr Angmoh lang) is a fucker baldy.
I dun care whether he's a professional or tat he is earning millions per year but i fairly well know that (in my knowledge) that he is obese and in risk of diseases such as heartattack, stroke, blood diseases,..
By mathematics calculations,
he will die sooner or later so it doesn't matters how much he earns,
AND, he can nv get happiness bcos he's fat,
it doesn't matters how much money he can earn to take him shiok,
go 1000 roller coasters or buy palace for him he oso will b unhappy bcos he is so fat that he can't ride on roller coasters and that he has to climb stairs in his palace.(palace got lift one mehs?)

Poor me

2007-05-14T20:04:00.000+08:00

Poor Mr Roy,
Mr Roy (Speaking to Jasmine and Jody)
Mr Roy: Anyone sees Limin todae? Did she mention if she is coming todae? How is she? Is she going to come later?
Jody and Jasmine: *look at each other* *shook head*
Me: oie!! oie tcher !! ttcchher !!
Mr Roy: *continue speaking to Jody and Jasmine and turned away*
Me: OIE stupid!!
Mr Roy: *suddenly turns to me* Wah how dare u !! scold me stupid ar u?

(accidentally sprout out the word stupid =x)
BTW,
todae i v xin tong as i past by Xiao Kumar's school,
HE WAVED AT ME!!
*touched*
So happi...
i know his mouth sae he dun rmb me,
BUT I KNOW HE RMB ME!!
WAHAHA
(yea yea the sort of typical aunties' face u notice in street)
YALA i got auntie face can anot?
FUCK U!!

Todae is a bunk dae

2007-05-13T00:22:00.000+08:00

Actualli todae wanted to blog earlier so i wont forget =p
BUT U SEE, my bro IS KEEP stealing my computer.
TODAE, we went to PC bunk (zhen zhen, zhen's di, kelvin, yvonne(I CAN SPELL UR NAME!!) and me ^___^
I tink i can communicate with kids veri well,
SEE, KUMAR LOVES ME,
AND i can communicate well with Zhen's di,
WAHAHA
that's not all u noe?
I was in PCbunk during my "less than 5th game" alreadi got one kid pop out and claim to blahblahblah noe me and kip telling me he is wad raft addict raft addict.
OK LOH i tell u todae is a relatively Dramatic Adventurous dae
BUT SUPER tamade so i hate it

First of all, todae sibeh paisei, i dropped my handphone without knowing it and a SUPER kind soul went to `tock`tock`tock me,
I was about to scream:"tock simi tock la!! dun disturb my yawn!!"
Then he pointed to the handphone on my floor and went off
T___T no chance to tell him thank you lorh.
AND horhs, although he look beng, but at least he is a good beng,

not like sum ppl horhs... act tough wan to gang fight against ONE person,
against ONE GIRL summore loh, dunno simi bai chi, boys wan fight ONE SINGLE girl,
throw u all in toilet bowl then u noe, tamade wash finish ur teeth b4 sending out ur challenge letter lah, !!

i sibeh confuse todae,
cos it seems like many ppl know me and yet veri little ppl know me,
I DUNNO LAH T___T
stpid one stpid short ass(wearing blue) come up to me and "boo!" me and kip disturbing me and pointed at me to his fren and tell me that he is raft raft raft addict and turn out that he's RaveAddict(he type for me see) (actually i duno who la, ha, but familiar name though, not in my buddylist)
THEN,
that kid sae finish still nvm, i sibeh confuse jiu dui le,
then Zhen Zhen and Yvonne was saeing got one stupid another Blue shirt wearing guy was kept looking (MAYBE GLARING LA !!) at me,
Please loh dunno who's who,
The RaveAddict claim to be plaeing both RaveAddict and ~Hidden and the ~Hidden who might be the one wearing the Blue shirt claim that he is wearing a BLACK shirt,
So who's who?
(Total now, number of idiots= 3, one tall blue, one short blue, and one non-existing black)

wadeva, sibeh bueysong ESPECIALLY one of the idiot (I DUNNO WHO LA) tracked my name in the userlist and msg me AND insult me,
(i.e. :u sound like china ppl, u look like auntie...)
SO ANGRY him i shook and shook and punch and punch the monitor and on the MAX volume
WHERE R U LA BODOH!!
Was kip scolding that idiot to go to hell and his fren (nw another ppl) scold me and claim to wan gang bash me (sheng jing bing)
then in the end jus tell me watch out then jiu end le
Boys wan hit girl, shameful!!
Summore scold vulgar at me u noe?
I din even use a single vulgar, not even a knn kns or wadeva ok
i was like so damn decent,
stupid guy still sae i scold his fren
crazy la liketat counted as scold,
if i touch his hair u rape my whole family lah?

SHENG JING BING,
i cannot be bothered with stupid people who make me confuse ok!!
and the stupid zhen zhen kelvin yvonne
STAND at the MRT train until so back,
make me find until so xin ku
hmph, like walking on a hanging rope for 1 km liketat
cannot balance (on the train mah)
Aiyoh i nth to sae la,
except that Kelvin's handphone' songs are damn lan

2007-05-10T20:55:00.001+08:00

Blogger sarks man, You know what?
On Mondae or Tuesday ah, i wanted to blog, and saw tis dulan ting (which is still present now,)
i totally lost my mood to blog.
Stupid norhs i show u la kannina, if not u kaobei to limpei sae i tok simi cok,
SEE URSELF LA, COCK EYE!

sibeh dulan leh, I CANOT find the textbox okay, bloody shit, LoOkin at at makes me want to "dip" my hand into the monitor and search for the off button.(Crash the monitor i mean)
My brother sibeh jiasai, he wisdom tooth surgery get 1 week MC,
then when his GF no work, he go out wif his GF i sibeh happy (no ppl fight computer wif me)
WHEN HIS GF free, HE summore bring his gf come my house leh, (YEA MY HOUSE!!)
THEN HORHS, steal my computer summore,
super bad right?, then nvm liao loh, then when HIS GF go work,
He veri bored right?
So rot at home and keep opening the fridge for food (tink i dunno) ANNDD STEAL MY COMPUTER!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *brain burst*

MY exams SUPER no hope,
Every subjects sure got blank one (for tis week de)
or i shld've said, BLANKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Alot alot alot of blanks,
sian neh, then i bankrupt bu hao yi si to ask for money frm my Dad.<-(!@@# miser)
He like so angry with me,
Todae i wan go out with BaO-ChaN (dEariE) he keep KPKB LEHS,
Dad: GO where? Buy clothes? U buy simi shit clothes oso useless la, ask u go grandmother house study u dun wan, at home oso dun wan study, everydae see u dunno at home sleep for wad, exam still dun study, later in ur future u see u how la!!

@#, kanasai he shld relax abit mahs, wakaos,
Sec 3 Exams only ma not yet Sec 4,
lasttime PSLE so "BIIIGGG" exam oso liketat he nv kp,
nw Sec 3 one so "smmmalll" exam he kpkb,
I oso nv sae i wan go buy clothes lo,
i see see canot mehs?
Si miser,
ben lai wan to "dig" ur gold one,
but my exam papers sure canot earn simi money liao.
Sian WASTED!!
Every 1 mark i improve get $1 lehs
Every subject i pass i get $10 okaees..
AM if i get 50, i alreadi can earn $50 bucks for tat DUMMB subject (super impossible)
Physics i get 50 i earn $30
Chemistry i get 50 oso about $30
Biology i get 50 i get about, hmm $20+?
EM i get 50 i get $40
Chinese i get 70 i get $30
English i get 70 i get $20+?
Geography and Social studies i get 50 i alreadi get $50+ liaos.
U count loh, just an 50 can earn me alot money liaos
JUST AN 50!!
Imagine i score all 65, 65, 65
I BECOME MILLIONAIRE liao lo.

walau eh, but after doing the papers i know ITS SUPER IMPOSSIBLE
SUPER IMPOSSIBLE
SUPER IMPOSSIBLE~ (can't even struggle for godness' sake to pass norhs)
Btw, WISDOM TOOTH SURGERY,
i alwaes tot it is an easy peasy minor shit,
BUT its super exaggerating i tell u,
MY brother went thru it,
and the tingy cost about $900+!! But since he is in NS, he get subsidies =D
I alwaes tot its super simple ok?
I alwaes tinks tat teeth are vulnerable,
And i can chuck 3 teeth out of ur mouth within 1 minute,
guess how long the "operation" tooks?
More than 5hours,

Mind u, its a Proper operation wif Nurses+Doctors.
And, u get anae(duno wad the heck!) and u SLEEP during ur operation WITHOUT knowing it bcos they let u breathe in sumting,(And u wont even realise tat u alreadi slept)
AND during the operation,
the doctors have to last for HOURS long of operation
and that sotong idiot while plucking teeth accidentally slice my brother's million-dollars-worth of lips with his surgery knife!!
(Mind you, my mouth is BILLION-dollars worth)

Then summore when he pull out the wisdom teeth (which is estimatingly about 2.5~3CM LONG!)
And the hole after he pull out (or she) is at least 1.5 CM IN DEPTH!!
Then horhs, still nid to err, use needle to sew the hole,
AND THEN!
u can;t brush ur teeth, and u mus rinse ur mouth regularly wif the medicine, swallow the pills, all these,
AND UR LIPS IS IN DANGER OF BEING SWOLLEN AFTER 3 DAYS (until super big)
When my bro came back frm the dumb operation to take out the wisdom teeth
(which i tink i am capable of extracting them within 5minutes)
HE CAME back wif a package wif his WISDOM TEETH!
Inside got 4, but 1 of them broke into half bcos the idiot went to knock it into half so easier to pull out.
I look at the package i omost fainted,(fainted in disgust)

SUAN LE, jus WAIT till u grow wisdom teeth,
its either u get tortured by its slow, untolerable pain, difficulty in brushing and all these..
SUMMMMMMMMMMORE,
its $900+!! (heartbroken!)
If u're 18 and is in NATional service, u better go (COS GOT SUBSIDIES)
girls then too bad norhs =)
but can consult me la, i can pull them off in minutes.
eh forgot to tell u,
There r risk in the operation oso de norhs!!
If not careful, ur gum will lose the bloody hell nerves or sumting,
AND UR GUMS ARE NOT BE ABLE TO FEEL ANYTING AGAIN, FOR ETERNALLY
(MEANS UR WHOLE LIFE LA TOOT!!)

wakaos, x.x''
imagine not being able to feel ur tongue...

lousy english exam

2007-05-02T14:21:00.001+08:00

Stupid english exam, like so dumb, so lousy english-standard de cher still set exam paper.
Simi lanjiao leave 3 lines after each question, pui la i grow until so big hear oso no hear before, kanasai, that setter confirm is copy simi school de, wad 3 lines after each question.
Luckily not geography paper, if not i confirm tear up the questions paper.
WHAT FOR STUDYING GEOGRAPHY IF WE WASTE FOOLSCAPES?!
Then the compo i dunno what leh, all questions like so chim
Anyhow lahs aiyeh, during the exam i was like so qian bian,
the question asked me to describe a trip to Singapore's tourist attraction.
I simi sai oso nv write about Chinatown,
i only wrote about the process of going to Chinatown, splitting into groups and buying food in Chinatown, gather in Chinatown, and go home,
and the worst thing about me is that,
I knew it was wrong to not describe about Chinatown yet i deliberately not describe about Chinatown,
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?
I only gone there once what u expect me to do,
OHHH, it was a glorious city selling bakwa?
siao,
and then wad?
Many sunglasses angmoh langs walking in the big sun ar?
If this sort of things i oso need to write then i no enuff space liao loh,
350~500words leh
not enuff me to sae,

sian lorh, i know horhs i am crazy leh but i felt that this time teh mid-year exam veri easy to study, (I KNOW LA KILL ME LA FOR SAYING THIS)
I mean, it is easy but i will still fail, (CONFIRM FAIL)
So little chapters to study loh, omg,
luckily im not the principal if not i will make the students' exam for like many many many chapters.
So easy loh so little chapters -.-
(So little chapters but i will still fail)
Thats the consequences of not paying attention in class,='(
No matter how easy it is u can nv understand the book.
And getting fail is the results of not studying hard enuff when u noe u will fail. ='(
And i am both ='(

I dunno y the other clever people so kanchiong for their studies leh.
THe people who rilly shld kanchiong is me, bcos i am the stupiest in class.
STUPIEST in class. please loh what the fuck
i open the book and its speaks in spanish, i dun understand the book loh ok.,
Wakao they so kanchiong siahs, i dunno what they expect themselves to do.
Study 24 hours for each subject?
btw
u can nv find any other historical records other than me who scored that lousy in a 3E1 class ok.
Kennina, the best grade i got was a B4 for english, and the 2nd best grade was a C6.
Followed by D7s E8s and F9s.
can find anybody worse than me meh?
Can meh?
Find one in a 3E1 class loh.

Sian loh X)
xiang dang nian, i study so fast siahs,
people study one whole afternoon and throw in a night study de subject, i study in 5minutes.
(ofcos i get veri lan lan score larh tamade)
in the past hor,
two thick books geography i study in an hour
(i forgot mentioned that i skip alot chapters and in the end i scored lan lan oso)
now how i dare =P
I skip sum more chapters sure fail liao.
Every subjects i pass i can get $10 leh!!
Plus horhs, every improvement i get i oso can get $bonus leh!!
wah so good horh x)
I so easy to improve loh haha
See my Maths la
10/100 leh
i anyhow get one pass 50/100 = improve 40 marks leh
Imagine i get $10 for every 10 marks i improve
JUST FOR THAT SUBJECT I CAN EARN $50 liao loh
WAHAHAHAHA
Too bad I dun have results like Surej lorh
HEHEHE $____$

but bobian la i tink i oso canot earn mmuch,
SEE, i alwaes fail one,
kanasai,
and i know i will fail
I WILL FAIL
Shuddap dun argue with me,
i sae i will fail means i will fail
grr, dunno y my idiotic classmates alwaes like to argue with me that they will fail
ITS ME WHO WILL FAIL OK
KANNINAMA
TELL UR MOTHER THIS LA DUN TELL ME
I The stupiest and last in class ok!

hmph, hais i feel veri bad leh i eat alot then i gulp down a chrysanthematea drink.
Sibeh bloated loh kannina.
Feel so bad,
dearie and ahmah ='( if u both are reading this hor is bcos i am waiting for u both to online leh
u all so slow!!

New cheebyes

2007-04-29T19:34:00.000+08:00

SUAN le see LINGJIE so xin di shan liang help me buy drink, wo jiu bu zui jiu le =D

Cakee

2007-04-28T20:14:00.000+08:00

Todae suddenly feel like eating cake,
so i told my father that i wan to buy him a cake for his birthday
(actually his birthdae is long over)
He veri happi, so went with me to go to the cake shop.
I picked the cake ofcos (i wan eat de leh)
and he pay money,
His happiest moment is when i asked him how old he is liaos.
(bcos the cake boss kip asking me how many candles)
After buying the cake we went out of the shop.
He asked whether we will be luckier after eating the 1kg cake,
after that we cross the road and we nearly got knocked over by a car =D

We walk ah walk, shock haven over, went to cross another road and once again nearly got knock over by a car again,
I was in a veri dangerous position. (bcos i was holding the 'suay' cake)
I insisted holding the cake bcos i scared my father drop my wonderful cake.
in the end i was the one who dropped it.
my beautiful cake topple from a 1 metre plus height.
Cake haven break my heart break liao.
Suan ler, still can eat.
(To me, everything is edible)

Veri scary, DUN ever go out at night.
I saw alot of bugs flying around lamps you know.(at 888)
SCARY.
A gang of flies flying around,
no, actually its a dozens gangs of flies flying around,
Super scary, i dunno todae is what dae but normally my house wont got.
But todae my house got a few of them, (3~5)
Veri scary norhs, i on the light at my brother room then got one drop on my hand i scream like mad,
Actually i was not scared, i merely "protested" aloud against the fly.
Yeap thats all,
waiting for my brother to come home and scold me stupid for dropping the cake. ='(

stupid ahmah =P

2007-04-26T19:45:00.000+08:00

Todae veri sian niahs ! =( still got Amaths lesson
As usual, Mrs Lim Yap (aka English Pro) was testing out her new, er, bangala tone.
Mrs Lim Yap: X is tuuu theh powder of twee!
Somehow i dun feel like attending a A-maths lesson when i step into the classroom during Amaths period, i felt like i had stepped into, er Bangala Lab or something, canot understand wad she toking la.
Mrs Lim Yap: Liyi, tooo tuuu theh powder of waaa ish 16?
Then still got make-up lesson for Amaths siahs,
i like tahan so long for the 2 periods liaos, still got another 2 periods,
='(
Was keep chanting KFCKFCKFCKFCKFCKFCKFCKFC inside my head.
(KFC, not FCK,)

Yay, finally went to KFC and eat chiekn siahs
Was keep disturbing Ahmah,
(when she could not finish her food)
Liyu: "Africans can survive on 13 cents a day."
In the end, i wasted way lot more food than her =x
Saw a fly standing on my left-overs and i chanted.
Liyu: "Africans can survive on 13 cents a day..."(To the fly)
Walau =X dun understand y im so lame lehs xD
Then horhs, me and baohui buy bubble,
SUPER FUN NORHS KAKAKA,
So ppprreeeeeety.
Stupid Ahmah neber buy worhs =D
Then i still eat MOO icecream,
kakakas,
*-Happy*-
Nowadays de children harh, hai, rilli sad,
when i was SIX ah in my generation,
xiang dang nian,...
My classmates were all using Barbie Dolls bags.
Now i can see k1 student carrying Converse bag.

Xiang Dang nian when i was primary school,
we can see random children blowing bubbles, and liu xing plae
Stick-on-Bubbles (Ah-siao kias rich people plae de, one tube less than 20 ml cost $5)
And still got plastic bubbles, u plae it around like mingling around a straw, u blow it and then a big bubble is form, and u can piak piak piak the bubble XD,
XIANG DANG NIAN,
i bought a 50 ballons packet and blow until so many and bring one along whereever i go,
XIANG DANG NIAN,
My school only got 4 subjects and I reached home at 1pm.
XIANG DANG NIAN,
We went outdoors omost everydae at lou xia to cycle or comb barbie dolls hair and and and, ='( alot things la!

Now, everyting changes,
just the school dismisal time is ENOUGH to make all of us so busy,
the homework is enough to kill a person overnight with a few couple of Amaths question.
pllleeeaaaseee la why shld we learn all these?
We are like, overdosed by homeworks ='( (haha although i rarely do la=X)
Its not like u r going to work in a cosmetic shops and you need to use ur Physics knowledge.

Lady Boss of cosmetic shop: Held the mirrors at a critcal angle of 78 degrees to ensure the full potential of our female clients beauty, hold at at Sin I over Sin R at 71 degrees if our female clients has a sharp nose, and at a parallel rays from energy source if our female clients has a dark tone.

Easy, what happen if we work in a shop sellings pots and pans,
Salesman: This pan has a heat capacity of 45.73141 Joules/Kelvin, it is easy to heat up.. and safe to use.

A-maths lehs?
Engineering jobs: log5.7X31 root ln334Y236 alpha pie E331MC Tangent 71 millimetres across the building, we r going to build a 43.247squares kilometres soccer field in this school, then, on the right hand side, we shall build a Y=1.3 root X(sq) 53....

Biology worse, in the future english orals hors,...
Student(Primary 1): From this picture, i can see a student chewing his burger while talking to his friend, i can deduce that this is not veri healthy as it did not complete the minimum digestion required by physical disgestion, the enzymatic activity breaks down the food as it travels down the oesophagus through Peristalsis method through a series of contraction and relaxation of muscles...On the right hand side, a student is having a high fever, i can deduce that the girl will run a risk of denaturation of enzymes...

Chemistry dun nid sae la, wakaos..
K2 student: This pen structure is make out of S04(Cl2NO7). Thus, it is durable, however, corrosive if thrown into a gush of fire.

NOT LIKETHAT RIGHT?
We dun nid to use the skills likethat right?
Siao, i dun wan study ler,
USELESS,
I GO ITE suan ler,
i go learn how to switch on computer...

PS: The lao guai wu AM and EM teachers are going to kill me if they found out from the names list that i have not handed in their files/homeworks/books A&B which ought the been handed in long ago.
='( MOURN for me!!

I so pitiful

2007-04-24T21:41:00.000+08:00

Sumdae, i will go for a medical check-up.
The doctors will tell me that i am in critical conditions and it's a miracle that i survive with 29 broken ribs and 1 severely damaged lung, my brain is not fully developed(and tat's y im tat stupid) and i have tumours in my intestines. My organs has once injured from a fall recently and now even my joints are not working, my kidneys is at the final stage (mo qi) and my blood are polluted. My vision is getting blurrer, my hearing is fading and my heartbeat pace is getting unstable.
In other words,
I will get a F9 for medical report.
Yes, that's it.

sarrks

2007-04-23T15:40:00.000+08:00

Todae another siansian dae, lesson, recess, lesson again, another recess, and lesson.
Todae sibeh boring bcos go school with sick nose and throat.
Most boring is Physics and A-maths larhs, ah,
that mad woman, dunno what toking her,
kip calling my name wrongly and asking me idiotic questions.
Mrs Yap: Liyi, whhatt soupp be x?
I wonder whether she has got teachers'liscence anot, can't even speak properly how is she going to teach us maths,
Can she even spell logarithms?
*-Gasp*-
And she doesn't knows what does "negative" means
The lasttime she was asking me about Cubic equations and suddenly when i answered her with "negative" 2 X,
she took as if forever to figure out what do i mean by "negative".
Everidae call me to answer until she no sian i oso sian.
Siao gila.

Veri kelians nah, i dunno y i go everi lesson like will kena shoot by teacher.
Like the sort of student with lightbulb hanging over their heads.
Sure kena notice de that sort, in a bad way. -.-
Go OBS oso liketat,
lousy replacement Instructer,
kayak halfwae sae i look like lobster,
u leh? u friggin' black eyed freak
waah can nv forget kayaking experience,
The sort of "diedie" oso dun wan drop into the sea experience,
while rowing on a pathetic small boat then will oveturn if u slightly turn ur hips by 10 degrees.
It was like, rowing a paper ant on a 60 kilometres sea bed.
paper ANT.
SMALL and USELESS,
I might as well swim across the Pulau Ubin Island,

Sian nah lao po,
i love u so much, how can u sae divorce jiu divorce?
must san si er hou xing (tink 3 times then go bhind)
='( U noe thats one of my weak and good point mahs =x
U noe im bad in rejecting people mahs...
=) and thats y im good,
bcos if u r in debt i might lend u sum money.
(chou dong xi, dun come to me if u owe like a few thousands and xpect me to pay for u)
Lao po... ='(

this is how genius enjoys life

2007-04-22T18:11:00.000+08:00

This is how genius enjoys life.
Ice-pop =D
Cans of drinks are not meant for drinking,
BUT eating,
This is how u "eats" drinks.
Step 1: Open the ring of a can of pepsi, and put it into freezer.
Step 2: It should freeze in an hour time
(unless u're the sort of cheapo who set ur refrigerator at low speed to avoid any unnecessary high electrical bills)
Step 3: Open the can (Cautions, ask ur slaves to do this, or ur enemies)
Step 4: Prepare a long spoon
Step 5: Eat la (tamade still nid me to teach u how to eat mehs?)

Top tip: Never store ur can(s) in a freezer for more than 3 daes bcos u will get frostbites when u take it out of freezer.
(Like i say, unless u're the sort of cheapos who set ur refrigerator at low speed, ur can will definitely freeze in an couple of hours)
You can pick any crazy flavours. (e.g Ice lemon tea, green tea, red tea, glass jelly, F&N,)
But pepsi is the best =D
Pepsi rules the planet earth,
buawahaha =D

DEDICATED TO BAOHUI

2007-04-17T22:43:00.000+08:00

This post is Dedicated to baohui!
Please read horhs <3,>
Do not doubt the address bar. =x
You are on the right site.
Baohui! im sorri lehs dun b upset lehs ='(
I din't mean it when i sae I HATE BAOHUI!
And i wasn't angry!!
I wasn't protecting Jasmine oso,
Becos (this sounds stupid but this is true)
When i was writing the blog entry,
all i could think of is you, Kumar, and nothing else.
Jasmine wasn't in my memories during that time,
This is stupid, but my memories alwaes past by and i will nv remember them,
Just like that dae, i can remember getting bite, but i can never recall the exact scenario and the feeling.
You and Kumar were the sort of "main" thing u see,
Think of Kumar and you will think of Baohui hanging around like crazy around the Kindergarden.

I didn't hate it when u step on that paddle thingy
bcos, its kinda fun u noe =x
I duno how to describe leh
Like, I make you and you make me back
the sort of thingy.
This is sort like a fun tease between Friends.
And it wasn't bad, so i dint hate it,

si baohui ! see i so pitiful, how can u not forgive me,!
You are the only one Among SSH i got topics to talk about,
can ask for sympathy,..
And horhs tastes more alike,
and oso can go crazy with u (e.g stalking people)
HOW CAN U BE ANGRY WITH ME ='(
Anndd i amm rilli not angggrii and doesn't mean it when i said I hate baohui,
Perhaps it would have been better if i didnt pressed Caplock =(
Evidence!: I will definitely write cu hua (vulgarish) if i am angri.
SEE i did not
i am nottt angry when i was writing about you=D

I am not biased Jasmine,
how can i b bias her
wan bias oso bias u cos u my dearie mahs!~
(sweet talking honey mouth)
^__^
**EDITTED ON 18 APRIL 2007, Wednesday 2:46pm
KEKEX! My dearie is the best, ai si ta, MUAHS! MUAHS!
jiu shi shuo mah, how could my dearie be angri with me, SHE's the BEST! =D
I love dearie!~! ^____^
ai ai ai <3333

Intermediate competition? WHAT? I SPAT LA!

2007-04-16T21:17:00.000+08:00

I SPAT AT YOU!
Fcuking intermediate competition.
I only won 10k ok,
NOW BACK TO SUFFERING,
TML im going to enter a room, and followed by a music,
followed by ppl kicking me out of the ROOM,
WTF
And then i will be banned frm Both Novice and Intermediate competition for ANOTHER 7 DAYS, and then i will b only able 2 enter EXPERT
WHAT THE FCUK LA
IM A NOVICE K??!!
YOU ASK ME ENTER EXPERT?
U KEESIAO AH U?
8K I ALREADI STRUGGLE LIKE MAD SIAHS
All i depend on was sum miserable chains of perfects to win
THEY ALL ARE SIAO LANG WHo CHANCE IN 8k 140BPM~

walau zhao zhi dao i dun win -.-
I din realise leh i was aiming for at least 2nd
And the fcuking byebye during Final Round (8k, 126bpm)
I keep chase, he keep chance, i chain, he chance, i chain chain! He still win me.
so angry worhs, >: (
JUST WAIT TILL ONE DAE I LEARN 8k,
AND LEARN ChANCE
hmph,
get 2nd at least got 30 k den lorhs
BETTER RIGHT
At least it is worth it for all the sufferings
10k den and u ask me to go expert channel
SMACK UR FACE

Suan lerh,
hehe, rilli by luck siahs,
MISS FINISH MOVE STILL CAN WIN WORHS!!
Normally miss finish move=Whole game gone, u can press Alt-tab and sit back and enjoy ur twisties
lala, so lucky
I must learn 8k and chance!!!
sumdae... =x
Veri lazy leh i hate 8k u noe, I am devoted to 4k Choreography liaos
Cannot have mistress if not Audition will not like me ='(

That fcuking 2nd guy was damn arrogant,
I was byebye-ing sumone in the lobby and guess what he said?
This is what that fcuking guy said,
FcukerSpear: bye noobies
SUMTHING LIKTAT
Walau piak him 100 times
I hate ppl who call people noobs,
They tink they veri pro mehs,
like su yu shuo de hao,
One mountain higher than another mountain,
You have got one Mount Everest here,
but who knoes that in the future, got Mount Everest's Father, Mount Father?
Which is 99654899Km in height.

Sarkers, no matter how lan is one person,
U SHLD NV CALL HIM/HER NOOB LA U,
Spat at your face,
NEXTTIME SEE U AGAIN, purposely chain until u lose, so dulan u siahs
Tink he veri lihais mehs?
Plae one Sync Crazy Mode 4keys at 130+ bpm kip gua gua jiao.
Sae wad this is noob mode, he canot plae noob mode 4k, only can plae 8k.
Chi da bian, din u noe tat 4k is a basic in AUDITION?
YOU CANOT PLAE 4k Still wan plae 8k
Go home drink milk bahs, lammy!
Summore he was LAST IN POSITION LORHS,
if not for the Crazy mode, HE WOUlDN't HAVE GOTTEN INTO THE FINAL.
Summore in 8k he oso not v lihais lorhs,
126bpm only nia, oso plae until so lans
Duno chance then off la still gei kiang,
kip miss so many Chances keys.

Stupid guy i hate you,

Kumar ll

2007-04-16T18:32:00.000+08:00

Chou baohui,
FORCED ME to come pei her wait for Kumar
FROM approximately 4pm wait till 6pm
GUESS WHAT?
Kumar couldnt come bcos its his big sister fetch him worhs!
AND I GOT BITTEN DESPITE BEING LIKE CRAZY BRUSHING MY LEGS EVERY 10SECONDS OR SO.
I hate Baohui!
AND she still make mi siahs
My butt and backbone now like dislocate le norhs,

Fuck nia, I can't believe CLDDS is such a fucking fuck up CCA.
Can't believe that the Teacher-In-Charge lied to people that i was KICKED out of the CCA.
PLEASE LORHS, I KENA KICK OUT?
I zi yuan tui chu hao bu hao?
Despite many and many calls from teachers BEGGING me to come,
I REJECTED THEIR """KIND""" offer and suffer a big lecture.
THEY threaten this and that if i dun come,
I was so freak up,(I still remember i suddenly got "attack" by 5 teachers in a SINGLE DAY and PLUS A SIVA, and they duet me and bullied me and keep scolding me and threaten me, SO WHAT? tink i scared u har? Call my parents la, nabei kip sae wan call wan call never call, u call he oso is help my side one norhs, he dare help teacher's side, he can just go DREAM IN THE PARADISE LIAO NORHS! I will smack him like crazy and refuse to talk to him,
A MINIMUM PAYMENT OF $200 for me to talk to him AGAIN!)
Everydae receive tcher's calls worhs (Like KFC delivery liketat, kip call me)
Finally they canot tahan bcos my Attendance is an ABSOLUTE ZERO,
So they finally stop pestering me,

One dae, received a invitation from Mrs Ngoh to Tea-Brew Class
AND thats it, thats my story,
I GOT KICK OUT FROM CLDDS?
WHAT A JOKE
I WONT GO EVEN IF I GET PAID FOR GOING LARHS
CHAOBYEBYE!
Yala i VERI LAN IN THAT CCA OK?
But i was NEVER KICK OUT
HOW DARE THEY SAY I WAS KICKED OUT
You know how much pain i got thru to quit that fcuking CCA?
THAT DAE I GOT SCOLDED BY 5 TEACHERS IN THE PARADE SQUARE
FIVE!!
AND THAT MR SIVA STILL BULLI ME LORHS
FUCK

Lousy Shoe Shop no sell shoe

2007-04-15T20:13:00.000+08:00

Todae veri angry worhs!
sark man, went to admiralty Shoe Shop and they dun have SCHOOL SHOES stocks siahs, still put at display there, straggle them then they know,
LOUSY SHOE SHOP,
SHOE SHOP NO SELL SHOE?
Firsttime hear worhs,
Summore, i have been waiting for them to restock since ONE MONTH AGO!!
I wear until my shoe soles got hole liaos they still no stock,
Lousy shop,
NO MONEY RESTOCK DUN OPEN SHOE STORES LARHS!

Veri angry lorhs, THEY RILLI DUN HAVE ANY STOCK LORHS
HOW CAN THEY BE SO PATHETIC?
NO TERRORIST WILL WANT TO BOMB THEIR STORE ONE LORHS,
WORTHLESS!
DUN SAY TERRORIST LARHS,
NO robber will want to come oso!!
So poor that lousy shop,
AND U NOE WHAT THE STORE NAME?
Kara.
HEAR THE STORE NAME ALREADI KNOW IS JIAN MING SHOP LIAOS
ONE month still no restock,
go jiasai chi shi qu bah!

SO, I WENT ALL THE WAY BACK HOME, AND GO TO VISTA POINT TO BUY.
This is better,
although they dun have the shoe that i wanted =.=
BUT AT LEAST GOT WORHS
So sad *-Sniff*-
I wanted cotton shoes bcos easier to dry =P
I know la, jian ming right -.-
Stupid, but they no more cotton Trail shoes le ='(
SO SAD I WAN COTTON!!
100% COTTON SHOES!!

=' ( i wan cotton shoes,...
Suan ler, MAYBE change of shoes type may be a good thing for me...
BCos, i knew that the nexttime someone step on my toe...

I sure win one >=D

Engerlish oral=)

2007-04-13T15:39:00.000+08:00

Todae English oral is 9 die 1 life , (jiu si yi sheng)
During Oral was trying to SEE like angmoh, SMELL like angmoh, SOUND like angmoh, (The Three S's)
Maintained my final pose as an angmoh until sumting fcuk up happened.

Mr Indian: So how do you think in a state of panic, what can we do to make ourselves more confident?
Me: -thinks-.. We can take a deep breath?
Mr Indian: er-huh? (Stupid my answer not long enuff meh kip wan me sae i nth to sae liao larhs, u, baldhead!)
Me: We can believes in ourselves.
Mr Indian: er-huh? (walau nth to sae liao larhs!)
Me: We must believes in our own ability.

Mr Indian: So, do you believe in yourself now?
Me: NOW AH!?!
Mr Indian: -nods-
Me: oh, not really... (back to angmoh pose)
Mr Indian: Actually you look confident now.
Me: REALLY AHS?!! <----
Please take note of that last statement i wrote.(The previous one)
TOTALLY SPOILT MY ANGMOH POSE LORHS
SHIT!!!
AND HORHS@@@ I was not trying to look confident lorhs,
I WAS TRYING TO LOOK ANGMOH-LISH!
Stupid teaaacher no eye siahs!
Sae i look confident
Piak ur face!
I WAS trying to look ANGMOH!
GARRRRRRRHS!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

2007-04-12T16:46:00.000+08:00

WHAT THE FUCK!
I AM NOW BANNED FROM NOVICE COMPETITION!!
and what is with this damn fuck gold medal that appears next to my name.
AND WHENEVER I ENTERS A ROOM, a damn song is played.
AND FOLLOWED BY PEOPLE KICKING ME OUT OF THE ROOM,
Bullsai, i din noe tis kind of tings will happen if u win a c0mpetition.

Well, anywae, todae im not eating pork.
Shangqian told me that if i witness how a pig is being slaughtered, i will vowed not to eat pork ever again.,
It's okay for me even if i witness the pigs' plight, i can just pretend to not know it. -*whistles*-
Shall not have vegetables diet as what SONG SHANG QIAN advised.
Vegetables are UNhealthy bcos there is pesticides on it.
IFS U WASH IT, minerals n vitamins are half destroyed,
MIGHT AS WELL NOT EAT AND HAVE FRUITS INSTEAD.
So, Koko Krunch diet is MUCH BETTER,
They r rich in Protein and Calcium(well if u add milk)

KOKO KRUNCH IS SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES.

=.=

2007-04-11T20:37:00.000+08:00

SEE THAT girl with yellow top standing on the number 1 over there?
YEAH, thats her, and thats the CUTEST GIRL ALIVE in AUDITION,
well, at least among the 3 of them, that girl who is friendlily waving, (the others oso waving, but not as friendlily as the CUTE gal, all is xiao li chang dao one, only the CUTE gal who is friendlily waving waved the most sincerily.)
She won the 1st! Congratulations to her (damn spellings)!!
SUPER CUTE LAR her, i see her i wan huggie her lerhs,
CUTER THAN KUMAR!!
I am happy that she won, SUPER HAPPY,
this is the firsttime i praised sum champions without any sarcastic remark.
You know why?
Cos that's me.

The other winners are all craps, dun look at them,LOOK AT HER! =D, (The other winners are all nonsense who use hack to win,) THEY ARE HACKERS!!

Dun need say laH!

2007-04-11T15:00:00.000+08:00

Yesterdae, I GOT IN NOVICE COMPETITION FINAL AND I LOST IT.
AND I LOST THE INTERMEDIATE SEMI FINAL
BECOS IT WAS 146BPM 8k !!
TAMADE BYEBYE!!
Fcuking novice tadpole, U R NOT EVEN A FROG YET!!
Dun THINK THAT U CAN JUMP ON MY HEAD, U LITTLE WINI TADPOLE!
Smack ur face then u noe!
Har, win me, so angry, purposely tok and distract me right!
Thats ur motive! u r so fcuking evil,
BY THE WAY, MY HEIGHT IS 168CM(y not shuang ah?!)
TRY JUMP ON ME LA!
HMPH, u will have to wait till i "lie" down
WHICH I WONT, BCOS U WILl DIE EARLIER THAN ME
I WILL STEP ON UR CORPSE WHEN U DIE

YESH IM TOKING ABOUT U, TADPOLE! Is there any other tadpole other than you? You fcuking byebye, YES, It's u, SITA PRAEW! Dun look anywhere else,

if u tink u will be any inch taller than me if u r stepping on that fcuking thing, then u r obviously lying to urself. I AM TALLER THAN u, NANINANIPOOPOO! I WILL BE BACK TONIGHT! I WILL BE!!!!

Little hamsters big adventures!

2007-04-09T19:22:00.000+08:00

Little hamsters big adventure!!!
YESH!! Todae, baohui and me WENT PLAEING WITH KIDDIES!!
Im so excited in blogging about these ok!
=D So excited that I Straight away blogged about tis when i came home ok!
>: F IMMMM so Surreee immm wayyy aheadd of Baohui ok!
I bet she is still enjoyin her meal slowly..
wahs >=D and i blogged this EARLIER THAN HER!!
by the time she finished her meal ! i would had my post ready ! hiakhiak
Let's make this a short and brief post!
I only have like hmm 10minutes left

WE actually have NO INTENTIONS of plaeing with kids at first when we first arrived and that fcuking see-saw k!
So many damnnn freakies mosquitoes biting me, i so hATTEe them,
WHY?! bcos they are FREAKIES BLOODSARKERS!
Then this indian kid (k2) cammmee and introduced to us !!
and asked to b seated on the see-saw

I TELL U! I hate that see-saw man!,
right nw i feel like im floating on my chair while typing tis,
kkyyaahiak!
I feel veri.. omfg im floating ='(
His name is Kumar!
and he has a primary erh, 6 sister who's name is Joslyn i tink (=x)
I TELL U I CANNOT REMEMBER NAMES ONE!1
ha! they live in the same block as me,
we made a pact that we will meet again sumday!

Tell u orhs, Joslyn acted like a translater for Kumar cos we sumtimes dun understand what he says
They make me feels old!
Especially when they wanted to plae the catching
sumhow another indian kid joined in and she is Primary 3!
So we went plaeing with 3 other kids!
Shiiittt man, i dunno how they run one,
super engine shoes siahs
600km/hour
I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST IN RUNNING TO THEM!
OH MY FREAAKING GOD!
can u believe mehs?

They legs are so short and i lost to them,
oohh man dun tell anybody! please! T___T
tiu lian lehs!
And they super power AAA Energizer battery okays!
They run so many rounds no tired
I run only like 2 rounds around a less than 100metres circumference see-saw
AND GUEsS WHAT?
SO FREAKING TIRED MAN!!!
omost vomit like siao (ya la i am not atheletic ok!)
I prefer sitting down in a air-conned place plaeing Audition okay!

Tell u orhs, i hate kids ok!
but sumhow they dun make mi hate them =D
I HATE NOISY KIDS!! The types that shriek for nth
(what cannot mehs?! harhs!?)
weeeepeee,
They told us alot about them,
like how old, how many siblings they have..
what school.. their lifes
WALAU they so good norhs,
they plaed alone okay!! until 7pm and they go home by THEMSELVES!!
SO BRAVE RIGHT!!!
EEEEE !

Luckily we go Jaslyn, erh what name is it again?
wtf la heck care, so tis girl ^___^
PLAYED A VERI IMPORTANT ROLE!
without her, i would had died long ago from suffocation
That stupid kumar !! =x
KEEP DRAG ME AROUND AND PLAE MERRY GO ROUND
SO GIDDY U NOE!!
They kids so good norhs, they fall down like no feeling liketat
IF IS ME, i cried long ago ler luh! (WHAT! CANNOT MEHS?)
Nowadays Technology is rilli fa da!
Even pepsi nw is 10x times as toxidic as compared to pepsi 10years ago!
SEE! Kids nowadays have METALLIC SKIN!

CLANG, CLANG, ClANG?!
Who will die first after a fall?
ANSWER!
The 21st century digital fish!!
hiakhiakhiak, i will die first la,
their skin is like naturally protected frm Mosquitoes!!
THEY DUN GET BITES I TELL U!
See, i go there i kip slapping my legs okay!
What? cannot ahs! stupid!
Aiyoh, u shld try kena dragging around by an AAA Energizer battery lorhs..
They dragdrag drag and they so short =x
make mi wan die norhs!

LUCKILY Miss Translator (forgotten name liaos)
is around!
if not we will die nong ago!!
She sort of stop her baby(YESH BABY!) brother to overpower us!
If not i kana charged horhs, until can die i tell u
I tink her brother run faster than speed of electrons norhs!
So fast one, ahh shiit erm 8 more minutes
ERHH, yala her brother run beri veri fast!!
Run until my hair messy messy like mad woman
(just kidding la. that was Baohui, not me)

AHHH, and we plaed games like er, twinkle twinkle little stars.
and FISHERMAN!!
That stupid bao suggest (a veri bad suggestion indeed) that i be the FISH!
AND SHE CLAIMED THAT IM A BIG FISH!!
Stupid baohui
Steam u in hot oven 300 degress then u noes!
ha, so thats all byebye
rushing for time nahs, blog another dae, =D

Holy Mathafucker

2007-04-08T21:26:00.000+08:00

GUESS WHAT!!!!

I lost In novice competition, 1st ROUND!!!!
What a fcuking wimp i am,
LOSING IN THE 1ST ROUND!!??!!
THE EASIEST ROUND?!!
omfgomfgomfg,
Can't perfect for nuts during the fcuking competition,
so i gave up, pressed Alt-tab, and went back to my room,
then my holyshiiet brother asked me to watch anime with him so he can delete sum spaces
Eat shit la, u tink i veri free is it?
Alwaes ask mi watch anime with u
If i so got time, i will still owe Mr Ang so many exercises mehs?
Watch until my bro went out at 8.35pm

Suddenly remembered tat theres tis competition for Intermediate
(Intermediate is 1 level higher than Novice,)So i went to Intermediate competition to just plaeplae lorhs
i wanted to try my luck and see how far i can go,

GUESS WHAT?!
I was anyhow-anyhow playplay (heck care, cos i knew i will lose one larhs!)
THEN KNOW WHAT?
I GOT INTO THE FINALS!!!!!!
-Deep breath-
Novice is for like so easy one lorhs i can lose
Intermediate which i dun even dared to dream about GOT INTO FINAL IN MY FIRST TRY!!!!!! SUMMORE ANYHOW PLAEPLAE ONE U NOE!!
OMFGOMFg
FINAL LEHS!!
LOOKKK AT THIISS
LOOKIELOOKIEE!

Bullshits,was so excited during the final game

The people there ARE ALL cheats,

Its dynamic 4 and u can switch to dynamic 8 and score more scores.

Reason for me not using Dynamic 8?

Easy, thats cos im a fucking noob who devoted her life to 4 keys

I WILL NEVER EVER plae 8 keys de ok i tell u

(8 keys are on the number pads)

AND THEY CHANCE!!!

Ok, fine i chance too, but i can't 8k, they can!

THEY're A CHEAT!!!!

(playing dynamic 8 scores 1.5times more than dynamic 4)

-deep breath-

AND I WAs SO LUCKY LORHS

DUNNO Y DURING THAT ROUND I ANYHOW ANYHOW OSO CAN PERFECT

Keep chaining to get to the top of the score list

BUAWAHAHA

Started to think of craps like how shld i go about sms-ing my bro and tell him i WON A COMPETITION

Crap, and i lost the game..

was about to win norhs! miss that holy muthufcuker Finish Move.

and suddenly from 1 drop to last!!

Chase ah chase with chain, finally got to 3rd

THEN A PHONE CALL KEEP RINGING AND RINGING AND I REFUSED TO PICK UP AND MY MOTHER CAME OVER AND ASKED ME: YOU DUN WAN HEAR AH? DUN WAN AH? DUN WAN? RILLI DUN WAN? SURE AH? DUN WAN AH? I HEAR ALREADI HORHS? HORHS? I HEAR ALREADI HORHS

THEN I MISSED AGAIN

FUCK!! u noe how DIFFICULT IT IS TO CHASE TO THE TOP OF THE LIST WHEN THEY R USING 8k AND U,USING A PATHETIC 4k?!?!

That's all, i lost, what's more to blog about,

and yea, since im a sore loser..

Die, biatchs!

PleaseNote: You can't really see me in the background cos i was angrily snooting about them,(that ugly shit with a bandana and a pink top is definitely not me)

Good luck biatches, have ur last meal,

Win all u can while u're still alive,

COS U WILL NEVER!!! win anymore ever again,

as long as if im still alive,

Bugis

2007-04-07T20:26:00.000+08:00

Todae, went to Bugis Street,

no shou huo larhs, nth to buy lehs, so sad orhs?

Early in the morning 11.30am (NOT EARLY MEHS?!!?!)

Sit MRT for 1 hour,

still walk until like mad woman

in the end,

NOTHING TO BUY!

IM so damn irritated and i can feel my feet

steaming like China Xiao Long Bao,

I AM OSO VERI thirsty.

was kept telling Jasmine and Jody that i cannot drink anything after medication cos i will puke. (YEAH IM SICK!!!)

but im so thirsty now that i can drink up anything

ROOOARR IM A TORNADO!! I SUCK UP EVERYTHING!

PRECAUTION:

PLEASE KEEP ALL YOUR DRINKS,

IN A COOL, SAFE PLACE.

I DONT care, im going to drink up all the remaining 1.5 litres of Ice lemon tea,

lalala ^____^ do u tink drought will hit t0mol0 newspaper headline in Singapore tomolo?

no, i dun think so, cos we hav NEwater! ^___^

Tornados don't suck up dirty things by the way.

If life is a bowl of soup

2007-04-05T17:19:00.000+08:00

If life is a bowl of soup, then im in a hot soup.

Jincham, jincham.

So mani hmwk, but luckily todae AM tcher cock memory 4got gib hmwk.

VERI GOOD RIGHT!

WAHAHAAs, I hate tat tcher man,

my book nicenice go her there mark dunno y suddenly so many tore page.

Mayb Teacher mark until tu xie, angwee until wan to tear my book throw into recycle bin.

She too huan bao alreadi, must ask her stay away from Mdm Timah.

Yalarhs, i veri sad u noe, sick until wan die, and wads the time nw? 5.22pm.

NO time left to sleep cos dinner starts at 6.30

(1hour is never enuff 4 mi)

Nevertheless, i shall wei chi this Resilience Spirit.

(our school teach the 3Rs)

Defination of Resilience,"Must do no matter wat, diedie oso must!"

Must sleep no matter wat, diedie oso must!

Ok la 5.30 sumting pm liaos,

Good nice even number time to sleep ^___^

BUAIBUAI! =3 =

RESILIENCE!!

Gee!

Featuring: Mrs Lim Yap

She look like this when we don't do her work or when she is marking my work.